United thread 2020/21

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Hope they win the euefa cup and finish 2nd this year really enjoyed watching them what a breath of fresh air ollie is

Has his massive new contract been signed yet?

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

And they will sell him for half that, great business

If that happens wonder if it will be reported that they paid £40m for a £20m player?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Greggs to open shops despite first loss in 36 years

The bakery chain is confident of long-term recovery despite sales being hit amid the pandemic.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good news for the largest left back in world football.

 

[Aba452]

It's funny how watching teams in red, they'll never ask how can you stop nited or littlepool. Oddly enough when we play they urge the opposition to put in tackles to let us know they're there.

As a player on the up the only reason to play with ollie is a shed load of cash. Can't see the economic outlook improving too much this year do hope the red cheeks feel the pinch.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Greggs to open shops despite first loss in 36 years

The bakery chain is confident of long-term recovery despite sales being hit amid the pandemic.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good news for the largest left back in world football.

Well,if thats his secret....maybe we should get Mendy on the steakbakes.

 

[Blue Mist]

Is their match tonight or tomorrow?

Just askin'

 

[KentBlue]

Is their match tonight or tomorrow?

Always. There is never a time when the rags are not playing, because every time I look at the sports pages they are mentioned, so I can only assume that they are playing every single night of the week such is the media obsession with them.

They also get mentioned more time on The Chase than any other bloody club, I know that much.

 

[gazbaz]

They are all arseholes.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Has his massive new contract been signed yet?

Yes, he gets the Salford round, extending his route by three miles, but he's expected to deliver the Sunday Supplements as well.

 

[iceman]

Hope they win the euefa cup and finish 2nd this year really enjoyed watching them what a breath of fresh air ollie is

Runners up in both so no trophy

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Yes, he gets the Salford round, extending his route by three miles, but he's expected to deliver the Sunday Supplements as well.

...and no nicking Mars Bars or a Razzle off the top shelf

 

[Ancient Citizen]

...and no nicking Mars Bars or a Razzle off the top shelf

Must confess, I swiped a copy of Health and Beauty when I first started, only
a bit more risque than page 197 of the Littlewoods catalogue, but it did the trick.

 

[itsnevereasy]

Or an obstacle course in which you must ignore your mobile phone ringing continuously as you negotiate a narrow toilet window and escape out of the swamp and make your way to the Trafford Centre to do some shopping.

Whilst sniffing a line of coke (allegedly)

 

[Mike Cledford]

Now then.....I hope that isn't true......

Who's running that team? Harry McLiar or Ferguson?

 

[laserblue]

It's Champions League Wednesday. Or, as United fans call it, 'Wednesday'.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Must confess, I swiped a copy of Health and Beauty when I first started, only
a bit more risque than page 197 of the Littlewoods catalogue, but it did the trick.

It was ' Health and Efficiency' when I was a kid and.....it was black and white. Ah the sight of a bit of fluff whilst wrestling with a 3 speed Sturmey Archer.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

It was ' Health and Efficiency' when I was a kid and.....it was black and white. Ah the sight of a bit of fluff whilst wrestling with a 3 speed Sturmey Archer.

Yes, You're right, my error, all about nudists I think, and the Sturmey Archer
takes me back!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

It's amazing, a topic on the Rags is now all about pre teen thrash mags.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It's amazing, a topic on the Rags is now all about pre teen thrash mags.

There is a correlation and symmetry between wank and wank.

 

[mosssideblue]

SCUM