United thread 2020/21

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Who ?!????!!
Fookin deluded, maybe 4 of their best missing from the initial line up but 3 of them came on and pretty sure it was only 2-1 at the time !

They rotate and it’s a platform for excuses; we rotate and it’s a stick to beat us with.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

I've never been one for the conspiracy theory but after that bent cup draw I'm rethinking... When Dodgy Dion pulled the first ball out (the hot rag one) the bag was laid on it's side not held up, before he picks the next ball he glances down knowing he needed to pick number 2, very clever slight of hand. Sadly for him the team didn't do their bit !

 

[LongsightM13]

 

[Mr Partridge]

They will go all out for the Europa League now. A competition they wouldn't even be playing in if they weren't shit already.

A bit like getting relegated and winning the Auto Windscreens...

 

[paulchapo]

Sent my Kelechi pic to the rag brother in law, no reply yet. Another plastic, he was an Oldham fan from Hyde when he married my sister, then became a rag as they started winning trophies under Ferguson.

 

[LongsightM13]

Lol.
Just sent it to a few United fans and never got as many replies b4.

To be fair most are replying about how shite they are.

Reality is finally beginning to dawn on them

 

[The perfect fumble]

Good.

More for us.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The Rags have spent a similar amount of money to ourselves since Baconface departed , and the chasm between the clubs will be confirmed this season , a top four finish and a Thursday Cup is their ultimate aim this season and we have a half decent chance of a quadruple, the Rags should be find by UEFA for FFS , Financial F*cking Stupidity.

 

[johnnytapia]

This mentally scarred me as a child..!

The Dr Who Tardis was worse

 

[RayCTID]

Lol. They didn't say that throughout the 90's

 

[Cityfan]

I guess that says a lot for the pisscans record, he was just on an ego trip.

 

[trumpton]

I've been waiting for back surgery for over a year and I still move around quicker, and with less of a limp than Pogba!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Has OGS signed his new deal, or was it just rumour?

 

[cleavers]

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Then it got worse hahaha.

 

[LongsightM13]

 

[Dirty Harry]

They rotate and it’s a platform for excuses; we rotate and it’s a stick to beat us with.

Ain’t it just !

 

[P-Nic85]

Funny how meaningless trophies are and only for the “egomaniacs” when you can’t actually win any

I hate that guy more and more after every stupid rambling interview he gives

Complete and utter tosspot

 

[Bill the Blue]

The Dr Who Tardis was worse

5 years of age and made to stand in front of him because it was free..

Traumatized me every time I went to Blackpool..

Dr Who's music every Saturday night was another time of my life growing up when I was scared shitless, I literally hid behind the sofa with my fingers in my ears, humming loudly..

My elder brother was a right ****, pointing and laughing and saying..

"ffs Bill you're 18 years old, get a fkin grip"..!

 

[LongsightM13]

Funny how meaningless trophies are and only for the “egomaniacs” when you can’t actually win any

I hate that guy more and more after every stupid rambling interview he gives

Complete and utter tosspot

The football equivalent of “I didn’t want to go out with you anyway”

 

[WestGorton]

Funny how meaningless trophies are and only for the “egomaniacs” when you can’t actually win any

I hate that guy more and more after every stupid rambling interview he gives

Complete and utter tosspot

What a dick. Hilarious.