United thread 2020/21

[Bluesince1979]

They will struggle to gain a top 4 spot next season mark my words

Ive said this. Battle for 4th for them
.... again

 

[Shaggy]

Sad bastard!

The rent boy, not you, ancoats.

No, he does mean you Ancoats, don't stand for it

 

[mat]

Where is the man who makes millions of Asian ladies panties wet?

 

[remember arthur mann]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27337659

 

[manchester blue]

‘Next year I guarantee that we will be number one in Manchester. We like to be first and we will be first," he said.

Bobby Ticket Tout 2914.

 

[dadnlad]

They will struggle to gain a top 4 spot next season mark my words

just said on radio rags will walk it with Kane in their team trouble is spurs wont sell to a mid table rival

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

I wonder how many times we will hear "United have turned a corner" next season...

Probably not as many times as we hear "united have been awarded a penalty"

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Not his fault the rags are playing crap. The protests??

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: Manchester United boss says fan protests have affected team

Manchester United players have been affected by the fan protests about the club's ownership, according to manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Its amazing how the rags assume that others will have their cast offs in exchange for their best players

I know yeah....they’ve been fooked since Sunderland got relegated & Everton came into some money

 

[Vienna_70]

Earlier it was Lingard for Kane, last week Lingard for Sancho, must be bloody good this Shinguard fellow !

He’s certainly looking a much better player, now that he’s actually playing, rather than not even getting in the match-day 18, as was the case for him at rag central.

Though that’s not saying much.

 

[manimanc]

Not his fault the rags are playing crap. The protests??

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: Manchester United boss says fan protests have affected team

Manchester United players have been affected by the fan protests about the club's ownership, according to manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

www.bbc.co.uk

I thought it was because they played 15 games in 3 days?

 

[inchy14]

You have to like swapping Lingard for Grealish! They hardly need another leftsided attacker either.

Not sure why Villa would want him, surely WHU would though

 

[Vienna_70]

We went to watch the grandchildren’s football training tonight.

The grandson’s head coach is a rag, and we always have a bit of back and forth with each other.

Just after we arrived, he had a dig at City, so I just replied with, "Champions!" He turned to Mrs Vienna’s son-in-law and asked him, "What did you bring him for tonight?"

And after the training had finished, as one of the grandson’s teammates walked past in a City shirt, I said, "Another young man with impeccable taste in football teams," to which the coach replied, "I’m not sure about that."

"I am," I said.

A little later, we were discussing the return of supporters for the last two games. The coach said, "10 000, that’s about City’s usual crowd, isn’t it?

I simply responded, "Yeah".

 

[wolviedinho]

We went to watch the grandchildren’s football training tonight.

The grandson’s head coach is a rag, and we always have a bit of back and forth with each other.

Just after we arrived, he had a dig at City, so I just replied with, "Champions!" He turned to Mrs Vienna’s son-in-law and asked him, "What did you bring him for tonight?"

And after the training had finished, as one of the grandson’s teammates walked past in a City shirt, I said, "Another young man with impeccable taste in football teams," to which the coach replied, "I’m not sure about that."

"I am," I said.

A little later, we were discussing the return of supporters for the last two games. The coach said, "10 000, that’s about City’s usual crowd, isn’t it?

I simply responded, "Yeah".

Do you want to borrow a baseball bat? Sometimes words are not enough;)

 

[Vienna_70]

Do you want to borrow a baseball bat? Sometimes words are not enough;)

He’s harmless enough.

I took great pleasure, last year, in pointing out that none of his charges was old enough to remember the rags finishing above City.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He’s harmless enough.

I took great pleasure, last year, in pointing out that none of his charges was old enough to remember the rags finishing above City.

Tell him "I note you don't do training on a Thursday so you don't miss the rags on TV....."

 

[RadcliffeRick]

We went to watch the grandchildren’s football training tonight.

The grandson’s head coach is a rag, and we always have a bit of back and forth with each other.

Just after we arrived, he had a dig at City, so I just replied with, "Champions!" He turned to Mrs Vienna’s son-in-law and asked him, "What did you bring him for tonight?"

And after the training had finished, as one of the grandson’s teammates walked past in a City shirt, I said, "Another young man with impeccable taste in football teams," to which the coach replied, "I’m not sure about that."

"I am," I said.

A little later, we were discussing the return of supporters for the last two games. The coach said, "10 000, that’s about City’s usual crowd, isn’t it?

I simply responded, "Yeah".

What tactics does he teach? Kick it high and far into the opposition half and run very fast and throw yourself on the floor with a scream in the opposition penalty area?

 

[mat]

Brazil coach explains why Manchester United midfielder Fred has earned recall

Manchester United midfielder Fred is back in the Brazil squad for the first time since 2018

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

These are wank.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Give us your best players, we can give you Martial and young Jessie Lingaard in return.