United thread 2020/21

[Pingu the Penguin]

Had my first post Covid proper night out on Saturday. Some rag was trying to tell me that had their game not got postponed they would have caught us!

 

[Blueknows]

Just found this whilst rumaging around Youtube. Dont know if it's of any interest to anyone one here but it's good viewing if you've got a spare 7 minutes

Its not called the swamp for no reason

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Jesus - SSN really pushing rag propaganda this afternoon

Rolled out Mark Hughes and Bosnich to push Harry Kane to United

Plus pushing for Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and even Greenwood for the England squad as MUST be in there.

Then had Aldridge banging on about Trent Arnold as a must. He looked well pissed

Had to turn over.

 

[Clevers]

Jesus - SSN really pushing rag propaganda this afternoon

Rolled out Mark Hughes and Bosnich to push Harry Kane to United

Plus pushing for Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and even Greenwood for the England squad as MUST be in there.

Then had Aldridge banging on about Trent Arnold as a must. He looked well pissed

Had to turn over.

Bosnich - I hear the scraping of barrels.

 

[Blueboy73]

I see Neil goebbels Ashton is at it again, interview with the Sheffield Herman Munster saying he joined the red vermin cause they’re the biggest and best club in the universe over us, fuck all to do with the fact that we wouldn’t pay the ridiculous fee, they really are a set of deluded cunts. Enjoy the two bob Thursday night final Maguire you thick yorkshire ****!

Harry Magliar, The Sheffield Shittu

 

[Vienna_70]

Isnt it narrated by Cantona, who had no issue taking £90,000 in expenses for playing in a testimonial for the survivors straight out of the fund.

The decision to pay the failed poet from the gate receipts, rather than from rag central, was the rags', not his, I’d imagine.

That said, he’s still a scumbag for taking that amount from a charity match.

 

[Blueboy73]

But of course we are not United's real rivals. Nothing like the pesky facts undermining the narrative. Perhaps they should start treating us like their rivals. They won't overtake us until they start to respect us. It's something for Rio (not a proper treble) Ferdinand to think about.

Next time Camelgob starts spouting bollocks about a "proper" treble perhaps he could tell us how many trebles he won in his career or explain why his shit club couldn't be arsed entering the Fa cup the year after winning a "proper" treble or if the Fa cup is so special in the eyes of the Rags why they hold the record for the lowest fa cup semi final attendance since world war 2.

 

[blueish swede]

As another season draws to a close I'd just like to remind all the rags to




mind the gap.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe this is one for @Gary James, but does anyone know if this current streak of EIGHT CONSECUTIVE SEASONS finishing above that lot from Trafford, is the longest ever?

 

[Vienna_70]

Next time Camelgob starts spouting bollocks about a "proper" treble perhaps he could tell us how many trebles he won in his career or explain why his shit club couldn't be arsed entering the Fa cup the year after winning a "proper" treble or if the Fa cup is so special in the eyes of the Rags why they hold the record for the lowest fa cup semi final attendance since world war 2.

When was the last time camelgob won the FA Cup?

;-)

 

[Blueboy73]

When was the last time camelgob won the FA Cup?

;-)

He still holds the world record for the fastest ever climb out of a toilet window.
Along with the record for the most times cheating on his terminally ill wife or the record for the biggest tantrum after the 2011 Fa Cup semi final.
Maybe this is what Camelgob means when he talks about a "proper" treble.

 

[LongsightM13]

The decision to pay the failed poet from the gate receipts, rather than from rag central, was the rags', not his, I’d imagine.

That said, he’s still a scumbag for taking that amount from a charity match.

He didnt need to bring an entourage of 12 people who all travelled and stayed first first class

 

[mad4city]

I had a bit of fun at work today, casually suggesting at just the right pitch to be within earshot of a certain colleague that if City do win the Champions League on Saturday then - after Centurions season, a domestic clean sweep and now, hopefully, a European treble - there can be no argument but we're witnessing the best English club side of all time...

Bang on cue: "that's not the *real* treble blah, blah, blah..."

"Why have your beloved United ever won a European treble..?"

Oh, the splutters, the coughing and choking the red-faced indignation that accompanied the reply...
"19...! 19...! 1999!!"

"Yeah, but I meant in *this* century..."

Like shooting fish in a barrel really.

Shut him right up last week when I dismissed the Europa League Final as the Remedial Class Cup too.

 

[Gary James]

Maybe this is one for @Gary James, but does anyone know if this current streak of EIGHT CONSECUTIVE SEASONS finishing above that lot from Trafford, is the longest ever?

I’ve not checked but City were above Utd for 9 seasons from about 1897. I’m sure we were above them for much of the 1920s & 30s too.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Next time Camelgob starts spouting bollocks about a "proper" treble perhaps he could tell us how many trebles he won in his career

BT Sports was asking Wio about his quadruple experiences not so long ago. I kid you not.

 

[Blue Mist]

The decision to pay the failed poet from the gate receipts, rather than from rag central, was the rags', not his, I’d imagine.

That said, he’s still a scumbag for taking that amount from a charity match.

What does it matter where it came from. The players (ex) should have felt proud to be invited and gladly gone along at their own expense. This shit brought his entourage and family, he didn't need to but being an arrogant, greedy selfish bastard he couldn't help himself.

 

[Blue Mist]

He didnt need to bring an entourage of 12 people who all travelled and stayed first first class

Now that is taking the piss, if they had lowered their standards just slightly and gone first class people would have accepted it, but going first first class is not on.

 

[KCblue]

Have to assume they'll beat Villarreal in the Europa League final. Silver lining would be a Manc derby for the Super Cup next season.

 

[Marvin]

I am really not bothered what Utd do in the Europa League. I watched Villareal against Real Madrid at the weekend and the game was so slow. Unless Utd really mess up tactically, they should wipe the floor with Villareal.

I can only see Utd getting stronger to be honest but I can't see them threatening City. As long as we are above them, I don't really care what they do.

 

[LongsightM13]