United thread 2020/21

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TheThirdDeano said:
I have a theory that the Piss Can secretly loves us but can’t let it out.

doesn’t he have a season ticket to us?
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He needs to have a word with a Rangers fan I'm acquainted with. I went to a wedding a couple of years back and the father of the bride was a Rangers fan. When we were leaving, just before the 'fighting' was about to start I thanked him for an enjoyable day, and asked him if he recognised my tartan tie. I said it was the most romantic football club in Scotland. He eventually came up with Hearts (the City tartan wasn't available!) and then he asked me who I supported. Manchester City, I said. Oh, I love Manchester City. They play wonderful football! No mention of being 'noisy'!
 
KentBlue said:
I notice the despotic Pisscan has joined the rags as they fly out for their 'clash of the also-rans.'

I am convinced that the bullying tyrant is still pulling the strings there, asked to come of of his so-called 'retirement' to guide the rent boy as he stumbles blindly from one catastrophe to another.
There's no way the rags would have gotten the amount of penalties they've had if the dictator had really left the building.

After what happened with Busby (and Shankly at the dippers) you'd think they would have learned their lesson.
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Of course he is. I suspect they panicked and got him back in half way through last season when it looked like they would miss out on the top 4. The amount of wrong decisions and penalty of the week they had in the 2nd half of the season has his name all over it.
 
hertsblue said:
Of course he is. I suspect they panicked and got him back in half way through last season when it looked like they would miss out on the top 4. The amount of wrong decisions and penalty of the week they had in the 2nd half of the season has his name all over it.
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Piscan probably just rang up Riley and reminded him about their 'Special' arrangement.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Just had a rag write this (below) on Facebook and all the other rags clicking "like" and wanking themselves silly in the comments.
I asked the prick to state where he read it.... it is like that 1 in 7 people in the world are rags (based on researching 56,000 people) and they all believe any stat thrown their way!

"Just read that exactly 50% of all United players since 1939 have come through the United academy"
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To be fair, he wrote that before his medication kicked in.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Just had a rag write this (below) on Facebook and all the other rags clicking "like" and wanking themselves silly in the comments.
I asked the prick to state where he read it.... it is like that 1 in 7 people in the world are rags (based on researching 56,000 people) and they all believe any stat thrown their way!

"Just read that exactly 50% of all United players since 1939 have come through the United academy"
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It's true. I just read that 70% of all utd academy players since 1923 played in the first division/premier league and also played for England
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Just found this whilst rumaging around Youtube. Dont know if it's of any interest to anyone one here but it's good viewing if you've got a spare 7 minutes

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Rodent problem, I think we all know that.
Vienna_70 said:
When was the last time camelgob won the FA Cup?

;-)
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when was the last time he wasn’t spouting Bollox.
 
foggy1974 said:
So basically all they want is a non Arabic owner who has nothing to do with oil or gas has a squeaky clean image and is willing to invest upwards of 4 billion with out taking a penny out otherwise they riot sorry protest

Have luck finding that owner
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And who is also happy to allow scrotey, Salford hooligan vermin to dictate what he can do with his own money.
 
BigOscar said:
Think he's more just trying to flog his film so has to turn up place to remind people he's alive.
The penalties are just the powers that be trying their best to get them in a title race. Any year without them or the dippers challenging is unacceptable for the pl bosses
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Are we not sending mike summerby over to give the Villarreal boys a pep talk?
 
LongsightM13 said:
He didnt need to bring an entourage of 12 people who all travelled and stayed first first class
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Included in his invoice for £90,055.01 was a £15,869.94 bill from the Mottram Hall Hotel for him and his entourage. He stayed for 3 nights while his entourage felt it necessary to stay up to 5 nights all expenses paid.
 
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Gary James said:
I’ve not checked but City were above Utd for 9 seasons from about 1897. I’m sure we were above them for much of the 1920s & 30s too.
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For 9 seasons between 1922-23 and 1937-38 the rags were in the 2nd division while City were in the 1st and won a League title and an FA Cup. They only escaped relegation to the 3rd division by the skin of their teeth on the last day in 1933-34 and of course during that period they were rescued for from imminent bankruptcy for a second time by their second sugar daddy James Gibson.

Before Gibson's arrival to bail them out financially they were so strapped for cash that they couldn't afford a new kit and played in such a tatty and threadbare kit their own fans nicknamed them the rags. Then City came along and, in one of many unreciprocated acts of kindness, bought them a new kit.
 
laserblue said:
For 9 seasons between 1922-23 and 1937-38 the rags were in the 2nd division while City were in the 1st and won a League title and an FA Cup. They only escaped relegation to the 3rd division by the skin of their teeth on the last day in 1933-34 and of course during that period they were rescued for from imminent bankruptcy for a second time by their second sugar daddy James Gibson.

Before Gibson's arrival to bail them out financially they were so strapped for cash that they couldn't afford a new kit and played in such a tatty and threadbare kit their own fans nicknamed them the rags. Then City came along and, in one of many unreciprocated acts of kindness, bought them a new kit.
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I read in one of Gary’s books that although they nicknamed themselves "the rags", they hated it if City supporters did so.
 
laserblue said:
For 9 seasons between 1922-23 and 1937-38 the rags were in the 2nd division while City were in the 1st and won a League title and an FA Cup. They only escaped relegation to the 3rd division by the skin of their teeth on the last day in 1933-34 and of course during that period they were rescued for from imminent bankruptcy for a second time by their second sugar daddy James Gibson.

Before Gibson's arrival to bail them out financially they were so strapped for cash that they couldn't afford a new kit and played in such a tatty and threadbare kit their own fans nicknamed them the rags. Then City came along and, in one of many unreciprocated acts of kindness, bought them a new kit.
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But I thought they’ve ALWAYS been a bigger club than us...
 
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