United thread 2020/21

[crazyg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.........but apart from those lot, what have they ever done for us.

Must....not.... mention.... aqueducts.

 

[Lupo]

Talksport saying that United are going to offer Ole an new 3 year deal?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Talksport saying that United are going to offer Ole an new 3 year deal?

Of course they are. The gift that keeps on giving. Someones given them the old line - 'sometimes you just have to stick with someone, and give them time'. Trust them to pick the wrong person to give time to.

 

[TonyM]

I went on Redcafe yesterday and it was all doom and gloom. Ole was a loser, Rashford was crap, Bruno was only OK and the squad was paper thin. Already Ole is fine, Rashford is great, Bruno is world class and they have the 2nd best squad in the country.

Its like the mist of grandeur lifts briefly every now and again and just for a moment they see themselves clearly. Long live their dillusion! :-)

 

[Protein Junkie]

He's played a fucking blinder with this feeding the starving stuff though. He's fucking undroppable.......England as well.

Surely his most apt nickname is Rashers given his culinary excellence

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I went on Redcafe yesterday and it was all doom and gloom. Ole was a loser, Rashford was crap, Bruno was only OK and the squad was paper thin. Already Ole is fine, Rashford is great, Bruno is world class and they have the 2nd best squad in the country.

Its like the mist of grandeur lifts briefly every now and again and just for a moment they see themselves clearly. Long live their dillusion! :-)

I saw a lot of Rashford is injured or burned out. They're in denial about him being a lazy fecker

 

[Luke The Blue]

I fucking hate Stephen Howson with a passion, on the match reaction video he's trying so hard to be funny and make it all about him. However couldn't stop laughing at Andy Tate on the penalties he's a fucking tool but funny with it.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Talksport saying that United are going to offer Ole an new 3 year deal?

If Carlsberg did weeks (so far).

 

[paulchapo]

Sky have made a number documentaries about City. They did a brilliant ‘PL Special: The Centurions’ documentary, it was like a mini- 60minute All Or Nothing; ‘We’re Not Really Here’, a 30minute trip back to 1998-99, was really good; ‘Manchester City Project Restart’, they featured City as the club to focus on coming back from the Covid lockdown break; and they’ve just made this one:

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(it’s brilliant!)

Sky also made ‘David Silva 10 Years Of Magic’, cracking programme all about David’s time at City. And I believe they’re making an Agüero one this Summer.

All of them are still on Sky Go now.

Amazon made City their first football club in the All Or Nothing series.

And don’t forget ITV made a series for City back in 1981.

The all or nothing one was brilliant. I haven't seen the others as I've not got on demand.

 

[Edward Deadwood]

All the way to Porto

Not Istanbul this time

City champs of Europe

Giggsy goes down for his crime

Olay Olay Olay, Olay Olay Olay

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Long may it continue.The more they promote him as some sort of male hybrid of Mother Theresa and Greta Thunberg, the better for us. He becomes their brand ambassador. Impossible to sell, and a guaranteed starter in all their most important games. He's an average player, who shouldn't be anywhere near being a first choice player for a team competing for major honours.

...and shall henceforth be known as St Marcus of Rashford. Long may we be showered by his glory.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'm thinking of setting up a youtube watchalong of me reading this thread about people watching others watch a football match. I just need to get with the latest yoof language, is "groovy" still in vogue?

I think you might just get away with ' groovy ', ' man ' is another one for future reference.

 

[Shaggy]

that's so sick

well def

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Sky have made a number documentaries about City. They did a brilliant ‘PL Special: The Centurions’ documentary, it was like a mini- 60minute All Or Nothing; ‘We’re Not Really Here’, a 30minute trip back to 1998-99, was really good; ‘Manchester City Project Restart’, they featured City as the club to focus on coming back from the Covid lockdown break; and they’ve just made this one:

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(it’s brilliant!)

Sky also made ‘David Silva 10 Years Of Magic’, cracking programme all about David’s time at City. And I believe they’re making an Agüero one this Summer.

All of them are still on Sky Go now.

Amazon made City their first football club in the All Or Nothing series.

And don’t forget ITV made a series for City back in 1981.

Non of which are repeated ad infinitum after every bad result or bump in the rd, as a deliberate gloss over ploy.

 

[Shaggy]

I fucking hate Stephen Howson with a passion, on the match reaction video he's trying so hard to be funny and make it all about him. However couldn't stop laughing at Andy Tate on the penalties he's a fucking tool but funny with it.

Looked like the bearded clam was on the old pink champagne, gurning and rubbing his eyes, the sweaty heaving fat disgusting mess

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I think you might just get away with ' groovy ', ' man ' is another one for future reference.

Fab.

 

[crazyg]

...and shall henceforth be known as St Marcus of Rashford. Long may we be showered by his glory.

Not religious in any way.
He's just a rag **** to me.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I'm thinking of setting up a youtube watchalong of me reading this thread about people watching others watch a football match. I just need to get with the latest yoof language, is "groovy" still in vogue?

Yes, of course it is you groovy cat.

 

[mad4city]

Hes a watford player.. at best

I had been thinking that he might be a good replacement for Vardy at Leicester (even if he's nowhere near as good a finisher as JV, he has great pace).

 

[Luke The Blue]

Looked like the bearded clam was on the old pink champagne, gurning and rubbing his eyes, the sweaty heaving fat disgusting mess

Haha he's fucking horrible isn't he. I hope he's had that fucking jaw smacked and that's the reason it's like that the gobby fucker.