United Thread - 2021/22

[manclad]

I wish it was my dick in his gob the fucking weirdo

Corrected your spelling for you Sid !!!!
You can thank me later!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Corrected your spelling for you Sid !!!!
You can thank me later!!

Her toe is bigger than his dick tbf.

 

[Sid C]

Corrected your spelling for you Sid !!!!
You can thank me later!!

Cheers mate but his gobs far too big for my extraordinary member

 

[Sid C]

Her toe is bigger than his dick tbf.

Oi

 

[jonah62]

It was actually 32% possession they had. Add to that they attempted 352 passes with a completion rate of 82% compared to our 869 passes with a completion rate if 93%.

The most damning stat is that they had 4 yes FOUR touches in our box for the whole game. The lowest touches in a box they have ever recorded since Opta stats were introduced in 2007

4 touches in the box, you say. Sounds like me and the wife this last decade!

 

[manclad]

Cheers mate but his gobs far too big for my extraordinary member

Full Members Cup!!

 

[manclad]

4 touches in the box, you say. Sounds like me and the wife this last decade!

Photos please or it didn't happen.
You know the rules.

 

[Petetheblu]

Where the fuck did they get 36% possession?

Did they give the possession to the rags every time the ball was out of play?

If they had quoted the rags having 20% possession, I’d still have been surprised!

36%, someone’s on the wind up!

They were allowed to keep the ball during the half time interval....

 

[Petetheblu]

4 touches in the box, you say. Sounds like me and the wife this last decade!

Bet Ryan Giggs has spent more time in the box this year than United did against City.

Not your wife's box mate, cross examined by the courts.

 

[Sid C]

They were allowed to keep the ball during the half time interval....

That reminds me of an old joke but as I was typing I’ve forgotten it :(