United Thread - 2021/22

[14aguero]

Does anyone have the heart to tell her the Glazers have been in charge from 2005 and Ferguson left in 2013?

In that time they won the Champions League and lost in another two finals :)

They have also spent over £2bn on transfers since they took over.

So maybe not the Glazers and perhaps the fact they only won because of the manager??????

The circus atmosphere these vloggers and the rest promote and exploit has led U to spend the hundreds of millions under a bus driver, to bring back an aging Portuguese striker, and to let a retired former manager to influence the direction of a business. I would like her, Goldbridge, their retired players acting as consultants, and all others to be more and to be best.

 

[Impeccable One]

She seem very much like the lad who had learning difficulties who use to vlog from his bedroom a couple of seasons ago.

He’s still going (carrick fan) but we’re not allowed to link to him from here. Check out his post athletico rant, its a classic

 

[jimharri]

im sure @twosips does watch a longs

He does.

 

[Vienna_70]

Never mind the header just what was slab head doing with the defenders hand ?

It is my favourite all time rag clip.

It’s even funnier than Magliar pulling fatty down, against Spurs, I think it was.

And that was hilarious.

 

[Paladin]

He’s still going (carrick fan) but we’re not allowed to link to him from here. Check out his post athletico rant, its a classic

I liked how after all these years blogging, he still can only manage to film half of his face. He should monetize his stuff. Very funny guy.

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s even funnier than Magliar pulling fatty down, against Spurs, I think it was.

And that was hilarious.

I'd actually forgotten that one, we may have a tie.

 

[TCIB]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

 

[Paladin]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

It'll be the Foodbank, checking his availability for Thursday mornings.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

Has his number been leaked?

Can't work out whether they are demanding that he stays or goes...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Since Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes, Manchester United have bottled 11 trophies.

After getting rid of him, Sporting have won 5.

 

[Blue Mist]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

I reckon it will happen.
Apparently the current chef has handed his notice in.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

 

[cheekybids]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

I think his PR team must be good, considering he’s pathetic.

 

[cheekybids]

Since Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes, Manchester United have bottled 11 trophies.

After getting rid of him, Sporting have won 5.

But we were told he’s the best in the premier league.

 

[remember arthur mann]

But we were told he’s the best in the premier league.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Obviously it’s St Patrick’s Day. And they were playing Country Roads. Which I used to consider an absolute banger until those cunts ruined it. Didn’t even have the sense to change it to ‘Chester road take me home’ so it made sense. Wankers

Surely British Rail Take Me Home?

 

[ysmsa]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

Ha ha what a crock of shit

More like the Dinner Bell hasn't stopped ringing for Rashford!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

But we were told he’s the best in the premier league.

Are we? I’ve missed that lol

 

[mat]

Surely British Rail Take Me Home?

United scum fuck off home

To the place you belong

Down the M6
London Essex

Fuck off home United Scum.

 

[dobingsdobber]

United scum fuck off home

To the place you belong

Down the M6
London Essex

Fuck off home United Scum.

You are Paul Simon and I claim my £5.