United Thread - 2021/22

[AlanBalls]

No sympathy. Not for Ole, the players or the fans.

OGS bent over and spread it for the Glazers, parroting their 'United Way' PR message and shielding them from criticism for destroying "his" club.

The fans turned up in their droves to lap up club merchandise from the 'megastore'.

The players downed tools. No respect for any players that don't give it 100% for the badge, even rags.

Not a jot of sympathy for anyone connected with that club. I hope it continues to burn, and pray I see them relegated in my lifetime to top it off.

Bruce in.

 

[Groke]

Leave Messi, Neymar and Mbappe to work with McTominay, Lindleof and Fred.

Falling over himself.

Maybe they're coming with him!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

There's more chance of ZZ Top becoming the next rags manager than Zidane

Mauricio Pochettino to United and Zidane to PSG seems to make the most sense for everyone. The question is whether United will even have CL football to offer. Part of me feels like Pochettino wouldn't hate having a season without it just to really lower expectations.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Maybe they're coming with him!

Imagine the retweets you'd get if you put Nessie, Neymar and Ronaldo in the same front line and finished 7th.

 

[Protein Junkie]

There's more chance of ZZ Top becoming the next rags manager than Zidane

Well they did write a song called “Waiting for the bus”

 

[havefaith]

I might as well have someone walking in front of me at work with a bell shouting "unclean". Certain individuals are avoiding me big time today

Search them out and offer them a hug (try not to laugh while doing it), really confuses them whilst bringing their pain out, at this point your good to go, how I've not pissed myself laughing at the fuckers I don't know.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Deep. Deep. Joy.

Snubbed!!!!!!!!!!

They weren't interested in him anyways...........

 

[AlanBalls]

Mauricio Pochettino to United and Zidane to PSG seems to make the most sense for everyone. The question is whether United will even have CL football to offer. Part of me feels like Pochettino wouldn't hate having a season without it just to really lower expectations.

If they make the CL this season, it's for the same reason they finished 2nd last season. Through sheer mediocrity of others. They're dogshit, but most outside the top 3 are wildly inconsistent.

 

[Vienna_70]

For anyone who wanted fake ron signing by us just look at the impact he’s had at these cunts. Of course he’ll always score a few, but just look at the ****, forever glaring snd throwing his hands in the air, seems to have caused the cunts around him to put less effort in, an absolutely vile rancid bad apple, just imagine the effect he’d have had on our team ethic and pressing. However many he’d have scored would have been irrelevant, the negatives are so much greater, absolute bullet dodged, the grade A **** is where he belongs, at a grade A **** club

I take it you're not a fan, BBS?

 

[jimharri]

No sympathy. Not for Ole, the players or the fans.

OGS bent over and spread it for the Glazers, parroting their 'United Way' PR message and shielding them from criticism for destroying "his" club.

The fans turned up in their droves to lap up club merchandise from the 'megastore'.

The players downed tools. No respect for any players that don't give it 100% for the badge, even rags.

Not a jot of sympathy for anyone connected with that club. I hope it continues to burn, and pray I see them relegated in my lifetime to top it off.

Bruce in.

You're a miserable bleeder, aren't you? Have some concern for the less fortunate in the population.