United Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

So the media are reporting a 200m spending spree for United. I wonder if that includes wages and agent fees? Or is that saved especially for the Haaland deal. Im sure we will hear how Mbappe is moving for FREE.

So that's 2 or 3 good players or a squad load of shite from the Dutch league. Who the fck is impressed with there being £200m to spend?

 

[M12Blue]

We all know they think they're getting Pep mark 2, just because he's bald, foreign and once worked with Pep.
Reviving that lot is going to take a lot if money and patience, tge latter the club don't have

 

[M12Blue]

So that's 2 or 3 good players or a squad load of shite from the Dutch league. Who the fck is impressed with there being £200m to spend?

They'll spend £50m on plans for a new stadium that will not come. However as yank nfl teams have unsticks and moved states, I would live them to f#ck off to dublin

 

[citizen_maine]

They'll spend £50m on plans for a new stadium that will not come. However as yank nfl teams have unsticks and moved states, I would live them to f#ck off to dublin

Bit harsh on Dublin

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Fucking rag rape apologists.



Ronaldo is not going to read your tweets, lads, no matter how much you tag him. I can guarantee none of these people gave two shits about football before Ronaldo turned up. And if you think making a bomb threat to Slabhead is the same as calling Ronaldo a rapist on Twitter, you need your head checked.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’ve got a feeling they’re in for another hammering tomorrow against Arsenal.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Bacon Face is still around and I'm sure he has a bigger say than anyone at the club.

Hence why they've said a big NO to Schteeve McLaren

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

I’ve done my bit on the poll of which players they should keep or axe(can’t remember if it was bbc or sly app) -

KEEP THEM ALL!!!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Come on, Mikel! Do it for Pep!

 

[JASR]

Erik Ten Hag: Anagrams and there meaning

The Ink Rage: When he reads the small print of the contract (Ferguson pulls the strings matey)

He Rate King: Ledley King will join him as assistant from Spurs, after Shteve was turned down.

He E Karting: Following 'Ole at the wheel', United move into the Eco era.

The Rain Keg: Only way he can get through a training session, drowning in the barrel at OT that captures the leaks.

He Gran Tike: Replying to questions about Rooney being his assistant

Hearing Ket: Finding out the reason why Maguire is crap.

Age thinker: What he'll be doing on the touchlines, before shaking head in disbelief

 

[mat]

Rags: Welcome to the club Mr Ten Hag. Whats you're first impressions of the club?

TH: It's fucked.

Rags: How can we be fucked if were the biggest brand in football with over a billion fans?

TH: Players are shit, you're training facilities are piss poor compared to City. I mean Leicester, not Manchester. Give me my team of coaches and 5 years and i will change that.

Rag: We'll give you 3 and Darren Fletcher as your assistant.

TH: Are you taking the piss?

Rag: I'm sure this will help.

*Rag passes over paper containing his wage offer*

TH: Ok.. Do i get my contract payment if we "mutually agree" to part this time next year?

Rag: Only if you make Maguire team captain.

TH: You hard driving deal fuckers.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Rags: Welcome to the club Mr Ten Hag. Whats you're first impressions of the club?

TH: It's fucked.

Rags: How can we be fucked if were the biggest brand in football with over a billion fans?

TH: Players are shit, you're training facilities are piss poor compared to City. I mean Leicester, not Manchester. Give me my team of coaches and 5 years and i will change that.

Rag: We'll give you 3 and Darren Fletcher as your assistant.

TH: Are you taking the piss?

Rag: I'm sure this will help.

*Rag passes over paper containing his wage offer*

TH: Ok.. Do i get my contract payment if we "mutually agree" to part this time next year?

Rag: Only if you make Maguire team captain.

TH: You hard driving deal fuckers.

I guarantee that will not be far off the truth.

 

[eyalluvitt]

“Citeh fans can accuse me of being saltier than the contents of Mark Almonds stomach, but getting a ‘bald fraud’ manager was always part of our masterplan”.

 

[xgorton]

I’ve got a feeling they’re in for another hammering tomorrow against Arsenal.

Arsenal would then be 6 in front game in hand,rags only 4 games left 100% no top 4.

 

[Impeccable One]

Has Howson or Tate(taint) declared Hag is the final piece of the puzzle yet ?

 

[Always Ali]

Has Howson or Tate(taint) declared Hag is the final piece of the puzzle yet ?

Is Ten Hag trying to build Ajax Mk2 at OT? I think he is, and here's why.......

 

[waspish]

I think the problem with Maureen being their was he was calling everyone out, He was constantly asking for more money. The Glazers wouldn't like someone who stands up to them. That's why Solskjaer stayed their because he's a yes man their very own little puppet on a string with absolutely no bollocks.

Ten Hag us going to be the same, Do people really believe he will call the shots? Absolutely no chance. Plus Bacon Face is still around and I'm sure he has a bigger say than anyone at the club.

Yeah get that but I’d they wanted to get back they had to give full control to Mourinho and give him mostly what players he wanted now they are on there is it 9th manager.

 

[waspish]

The Rags seem to think they can make up the money and sell 7-8 of their spoiled, entitled pricks in one summer. They'd be lucky to sell one, and that's not even with a profit.

Newcastle will pay 75m for Rashford they probably want a high profile but average player

 

[SPIDERBOY]

 

[Blue Mist]

I thought Ten Hag was very much his own man and will call it out. Will be interesting to watch how that plays out.

If he can't even get to pick his own assistants he can hardly be called 'his own man'.