United Thread - 2021/22

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Day 1; European football hipsters can identify Ralph Rangnick. 98% of the man united fanbase are oblivious to his existence

Day 2; Stories emerge that some 63yo German journeyman coach who manages the West Ham of Moscow is suddenly confirmed to be heading to Old Trafford. Man united Youtubers shift uncomfortably as they weigh up their opinion.

Day 3; Ralph Rangnick is the greatest football brain operating in the Western Hemisphere. Man United are back.
 
His coaching an aggressive and coherent pressing to Rashford and Greenwood and getting their Portuguese striker to move literally an inch to press the backline would be a major achievement in his glittering career, filled with trophies and honors.
 
M Gaudino said:
Day 1; European football hipsters can identify Ralph Rangnick. 98% of the man united fanbase are oblivious to his existence

Day 2; Stories emerge that some 63yo German journeyman coach who manages the West Ham of Moscow is suddenly confirmed to be heading to Old Trafford. Man united Youtubers shift uncomfortably as they weigh up their opinion.

Day 3; Ralph Rangnick is the greatest football brain operating in the Western Hemisphere. Man United are back.
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Day 60: Ragnick leaves as the rags drop into the relegation zone. Their fans, all 1 billion of them, speak with a single voice: " We never wanted this german nobody in the first place. Glazers out."
 
It could be the case that the new permanent manager‘s (PM) has already been sorted out and the new PM can’t start until the season ends. Ragdick has been brought in to get to work in the January transfer window (buying and getting rid) under instruction from the PM, and to school the playing squad on how the PM wants them to play.
Which sounds like a plan.

However, this is United and it doesn’t look like they do plans.
 
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