United Thread - 2021/22

[Impeccable One]

Fucking hell, media and rag tributes to Carrick make it sound like the **** has been there 50 years and won 30 European cups!

Let’s face it, only interim manager in their ‘ISTORY to leave with a unbeaten record ! Domestically & Internationally !!

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

De Gea played for a free kick, soft twat

He was definitely trying to con the referee. I am sick of players feigning injury to stop the play. It has become as bad as diving. Referees need to get a grip.

 

[paulchapo]

He was definitely trying to con the referee. I am sick of players feigning injury to stop the play. It has become as bad as diving. Referees need to get a grip.

The game has to be stopped now if they think it's a head injury and certain players are milking it. Five game ban if it's shown they weren't touched or the contact didn't warrant the feigning death act

 

[Barcon]

Carrick - "A mouth breathing cockend".

 

[the blue panther]

"thrilling comeback win"

It's only 2 months since they were dead certs to win the league. City have come from behind and done it in recent years so I'm sure that this lot under Ralph Knick-knack will be back in the leading pack in no time. He's a football-management genius, you know. THE Professor of Tactics. He's studied at Warnock University and the Allardice Academy. That's why everyone knows about him (except you - you dummy!).
He actually invented not just football - he invented the ball. He's really great. I, for one, can't wait to see the change of style he's going to bring to the club.
Ralph at the wheel, filmed in "Overkill" coming to your screens on Sunday. Get ready for that sweet, sweet sound as he drives the bus up the Warwick Road.........
Parp parp!

 

[the blue panther]

Just found this blast from the past

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVCX9LiW4AAcAXg?format=jpg&name=medium

Mate; you've got too much time on your hands.
:-)

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I fucking hate them. With every fibre of my body.

I just need to remind myself in a public forum of this occasionally.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Been working overtime and just got in. What happened, spawny jammy fuckers again?

 

[deano ou812]

Has anyone mentioned what a horrible detestable cnut of a club utd is ..

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Been working overtime and just got in. What happened, spawny jammy fuckers again?

I only watched bits of it tbh, but Arsenal went ahead early on and then Freddie Mercury equalised just before HT.
Ronald O'**** scored a tap-in and the commentary team jizzed their pants 'cause it was the best tap in ever.
Two minutes later Arsenal equalised.
I laughed.
Later on Fred dived in the area under minimal contact, it was probably a foul but the ref didn't give it.
About a minute later the ref was told to have another look, so he stopped play and had a look.
Ref decided that Ronald O'**** should have a penalty.
He scored and commentators jizzed themselves again.
It was, apparently, the best penalty ever.
Earlier on Capt. Fantastic had dragged an opposition player down in the box (like he does every time he plays) and VAR didn't tell the ref to look at.

You know, the usual rag shit, nowt out of the ordinary.