United Thread - 2021/22

[Semper aggressus]

12 goals in 16 appearances this season including a few match winning ones.

How did that old **** Ferguson manage to find out we were talking to Ronaldo and stick his oar in? Why isn’t our transfer business confidential until a player actually signs?

imagine those goals for us instead of those shits, how much further down the league they’d be.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

was going to watch the united game on amazon until i seen the pre-match headlines of ronaldo just needs one goal for 800 goals. knew what was coming and changed my mind. you just knew it was going to be the ronaldo show ?
its so bent and fake and somebody is writing the script

i just watch the highlights and arsenal first goal was being review for so long by VAR to find a way of not giving it
even DDG faked injury by fred who tripped him

its now game on and the officials and VAR are going to open the flood gates and get united back into the top 4

It’s a yearly cycle, they look good in August when they don’t have to play every 3 days. Then the champions league groups kick in and they are fucked. Got Mourinho sacked and got the paperboy sacked, Ralf will go on a run get them giddy for next year then the disappointment will be back in place by next Autumn.

 

[CookiesForCream]

(alleged) Rapey Ronny and rag media wankathon have got them all giddy again.
VAR is a fücking joke. Magliar, hauls down a gunner in the box, nothing given. Fred falls over and VAR scream PENALTY.

Might as well just give them 4th now. I said it ages ago, they will NOT be allowed to finish outside top 5. The PL need their cash cow to be relevant.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

was going to watch the united game on amazon until i seen the pre-match headlines of ronaldo just needs one goal for 800 goals. knew what was coming and changed my mind. you just knew it was going to be the ronaldo show ?
its so bent and fake and somebody is writing the script

i just watch the highlights and arsenal first goal was being review for so long by VAR to find a way of not giving it
even DDG faked injury by fred who tripped him

its now game on and the officials and VAR are going to open the flood gates and get united back into the top 4

Not even checked.....

Man Utd's Harry Maguire got away with the most obvious foul on Arsenal's Takehiro Tomiyasu

How did the United captain get away with it?!

www.givemesport.com

 

[CookiesForCream]

Sadly this is the fairy tale scenario for the PL 'brand'. The classic Phoenix from the Flames story. They will sell billions in advertising WHEN they get the Rag's back in the mix.

Edited to reflect their intent.

 

[JASR]

Not even checked.....

Man Utd's Harry Maguire got away with the most obvious foul on Arsenal's Takehiro Tomiyasu

How did the United captain get away with it?!

www.givemesport.com

I can’t remember the fridge holding on to attackers when he held Leicester’s beer, but I might not have scrutinised their games as much.
But ever since the fridge was delivered to united, he’s been enveloping attackers in the box on set pieces with nary a card nor a penalty.

 

[Akira]

united players are bad enough for diving and feigning injury whenever an opposition player goes anywhere near them, to now start diving and feigning injuries when their own team mates go anywhere hear them really is a new low for the scummy, cheating pricks.

The frequency of United players feigning injuries and going down at the slightest of contact almost seems like a religion to them. Not just Ronaldo and Ratface, I've seen couple occasions of Maguire growing sudden hunger to eat the grass because he refuses to hold up the ball. Embarrassing.

Although, I do remember couple times Maguire's diving ended up in either shots on target or goals, cuz the ref didn't buy his antics. Really makes it sweeter.

 

[jacko74]

I can't belisve there are some on here saying the Fred penalty was legitimate, he had to fully stretch his leg out at a completely unnatural angle to the direction he was going to make any contact at all with the arse defender, it was a blatant dive.

 

[waspish]

How did that old **** Ferguson manage to find out we were talking to Ronaldo and stick his oar in? Why isn’t our transfer business confidential until a player actually signs?

imagine those goals for us instead of those shits, how much further down the league they’d be.

Because of the agent

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I am sorry but family health issues are affecting my mental wellbeing and the fact that these rag cunts are somehow continuing to con the PiGMOL reps is seriously adding to my stress levels.

Now set for an easy run of games with the saviour Ralf guiding them, the pathetic giddy fuckers calling themselves fans will be an ever boyant set of arrogant twats - as ever.