United Thread - 2021/22

[waspish]

They should be ecstatic if they are competing for top four

 

[foggy1974]

You can almost guarantee the 1st 7 games will be against the lesser teams & they will be getting all giddy again

 

[Blue Mist]

I was brought up hating united. Was in my blood from an early age and still is. Tell you what though. Give me a Manc United fan before these scouse cunts any day of the week.

OK, you can have a nephew of mine (on the wife's side)
First he has a season ticket second he comes from Manchester. Those 2 facts makes him think he can spout shite all day everyday.
He knows everything about our crooked murderous state owned club that is killing football. Further he knows just exactly what is wrong at the rags and how Olly, Moyes, Mouriniho, ten Hag is going to put it right.
I only see him at family do's and refuse to go anywhere near him as I don't want to spoil the do.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Ten Months is going to have his work cut out getting this lot in order.

Annual Salary​ Weekly Salary​ Cristiano Ronaldo £26,520,000​ £510,000​ David De Gea £19,500,000​ £375,000​ Jadon Sancho £18,200,000​ £350,000​ Raphael Varane £17,680,000​ £340,000​ Anthony Martial* £13,000,000​ £250,000​ Marcus Rashford £10,400,000​ £200,000​ Harry Maguire £9,875,000​ £189,904​ Bruno Fernandes £9,360,000​ £180,000​ Luke Shaw £7,800,000​ £150,000​ Frederico de Paula Santos £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Victor Lindelof £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Nemanja Matic £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Donny van de Beek* £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Dean Henderson £5,200,000​ £100,000​

* Salary paid/partially paid by loan club

 

[Grassland Blue]

Ten Months is going to have his work cut out getting this lot in order.

Annual Salary​ Weekly Salary​ Cristiano Ronaldo £26,520,000​ £510,000​ David De Gea £19,500,000​ £375,000​ Jadon Sancho £18,200,000​ £350,000​ Raphael Varane £17,680,000​ £340,000​ Anthony Martial* £13,000,000​ £250,000​ Marcus Rashford £10,400,000​ £200,000​ Harry Maguire £9,875,000​ £189,904​ Bruno Fernandes £9,360,000​ £180,000​ Luke Shaw £7,800,000​ £150,000​ Frederico de Paula Santos £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Victor Lindelof £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Nemanja Matic £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Donny van de Beek* £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Dean Henderson £5,200,000​ £100,000​

* Salary paid/partially paid by loan club

But, but, I don't understand?!
We are the club which is trying to buy the league are we not?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

But, but, I don't understand?!
We are the club which is trying to buy the league are we not?

Obviously dirty Oil money counts as double.

 

[KS55]

This new guy has got a challenge on his hands, the biggest one will be impatience of the fans, they don't like to admit it but they are hoping he will return them back to the good old days, but it's more likely those good old days will be the Tommy Doc era

Staff wives better watch out then.

 

[bluebanana83]

Ten Months is going to have his work cut out getting this lot in order.

Annual Salary​ Weekly Salary​ Cristiano Ronaldo £26,520,000​ £510,000​ David De Gea £19,500,000​ £375,000​ Jadon Sancho £18,200,000​ £350,000​ Raphael Varane £17,680,000​ £340,000​ Anthony Martial* £13,000,000​ £250,000​ Marcus Rashford £10,400,000​ £200,000​ Harry Maguire £9,875,000​ £189,904​ Bruno Fernandes £9,360,000​ £180,000​ Luke Shaw £7,800,000​ £150,000​ Frederico de Paula Santos £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Victor Lindelof £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Nemanja Matic £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Donny van de Beek* £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Dean Henderson £5,200,000​ £100,000​

* Salary paid/partially paid by loan club

and that’s not even all of them. I’d say not one of those is worth what they are being paid.

Varane on £340k a week…hilarious.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

It was all over the BBC so must be true!!

First time the BBC have reported anything factual in a long time, and they then apologise for offence it may have caused.

 

[domalino]

Their quarterly report just showed they have an annual wage bill of £404m.

That's the second highest in history, just £20m lower than Barcelona just before their financial collapse and when they were paying Messi £100m a season.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Their quarterly report just showed they have an annual wage bill of £404m.

That's the second highest in history, just £20m lower than Barcelona just before their financial collapse and when they were paying Messi £100m a season.

There’s a reason why we wouldn’t go near paying a 37 year old £500k a week last August.

 

[crazyg]

And the winners of the play-off between Didsbury Dustbinmen and Burnage Bog Cleaners.

Come on Winston, you can do it!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Their quarterly report just showed they have an annual wage bill of £404m.

That's the second highest in history, just £20m lower than Barcelona just before their financial collapse and when they were paying Messi £100m a season.

Yeah, but they get that back in shirt sales ;-)

 

[SPIDERBOY]

A weeks wage from each of the above list would raise a shite load more than a tour round carrington.

Manchester United pair organise prize draws​

Manchester United stars Bruno Fernandes and Victor Lindelof have partnered with UNICEF to raise money for victims of war in Ukraine through a series of prize draws.
The Premier League pair will offer prizes from a private tour of United's Carrington training ground to signed items from players past and present.
Proceeds will go towards providing clean water, health care and other services for children and their families in the war-torn country.
Fernandes said: "Victor and I spoke at the training ground about the situation in Ukraine and were talking about ways in which we might be able to do something that could help.
"After we talked with UNICEF, we realised the most impactful thing we could do at this moment would be to raise what we can for their appeal in Ukraine."

 

[citizen_maine]

But, but, I don't understand?!
We are the club which is trying to buy the league are we not?

and succeeding

 

[crazyg]

Ten Months is going to have his work cut out getting this lot in order.

Annual Salary​ Weekly Salary​ Cristiano Ronaldo £26,520,000​ £510,000​ David De Gea £19,500,000​ £375,000​ Jadon Sancho £18,200,000​ £350,000​ Raphael Varane £17,680,000​ £340,000​ Anthony Martial* £13,000,000​ £250,000​ Marcus Rashford £10,400,000​ £200,000​ Harry Maguire £9,875,000​ £189,904​ Bruno Fernandes £9,360,000​ £180,000​ Luke Shaw £7,800,000​ £150,000​ Frederico de Paula Santos £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Victor Lindelof £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Nemanja Matic £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Donny van de Beek* £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Dean Henderson £5,200,000​ £100,000​

I was led to understand that the PR37 salary quoted was the NET he receives, and not the GROSS figure. If true, his gross would be nearer £800K per week, or over £40m per year!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

A weeks wage from each of the above list would raise a shite load more than a tour round carrington.

Manchester United pair organise prize draws​

Manchester United stars Bruno Fernandes and Victor Lindelof have partnered with UNICEF to raise money for victims of war in Ukraine through a series of prize draws.
The Premier League pair will offer prizes from a private tour of United's Carrington training ground to signed items from players past and present.
Proceeds will go towards providing clean water, health care and other services for children and their families in the war-torn country.
Fernandes said: "Victor and I spoke at the training ground about the situation in Ukraine and were talking about ways in which we might be able to do something that could help.
"After we talked with UNICEF, we realised the most impactful thing we could do at this moment would be to raise what we can for their appeal in Ukraine."

Its a great gesture but I hope its not based on goals scored.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I was led to understand that the PR37 salary quoted was the NET he receives, and not the GROSS figure. If true, his gross would be nearer £800K per week, or over £40m per year!

It's always going to be reported as most favourable figure with these c*nt's.

If he'd signed for us...

 

[mat]

Marcus Rashford won Book of the Year for "You Are A Champion" - that must have really taxed his brain as the last time he was a champion was ......... many, many years ago.

His ghostwriter must be pleased he got the credit...

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

His ghostwriter must be pleased he got the credit...

Ghostwriter?

How dare you even suggest such a thing. ;-)