United Thread - 2021/22

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Rashford is an overrated twat but is absolutely beyond criticism due to arsey shenanigans in feeding fuck knows who. Thank God for that MBE and his huge social media following as they both mean the Rags absolutely must keep him. Piss funny that they've been caught out by all their lying about 695m followers so they now actively look at Twatter/TikTok/Instagram followers each player has.

PR7 is a fanny wipe who thank the fucking Lord signed with that bunch of shit houses and steered clear of our beloved team.

The silly Blue/Red/Scarlett haired dabbing buffoon who they also have to keep as he's got 5 billion Instagram followers.

Gary Neville is a ****.

Rio Ferdinand is a ****.

Ryan Giggs is a ****.
The last three sentences were all that were needed
 
Rags have closed down Carrington for 24 hours....
Going to try and get the game v Brentford off

City have a couple of staff with Covid the scum have 2 one a player one a staff member unless they’ve had a lot more positive tests the game shouldn’t be postponed! Even Leicester have had more Covid cases and still played!

When it come to the scum they’ll do anything to make benefit them long term.

One word to premier though and they bend over do what the scum want.
 
Back on topic......

Rashford is an overrated twat but is absolutely beyond criticism due to arsey shenanigans in feeding fuck knows who. Thank God for that MBE and his huge social media following as they both mean the Rags absolutely must keep him. Piss funny that they've been caught out by all their lying about 695m followers so they now actively look at Twatter/TikTok/Instagram followers each player has.

PR7 is a fanny wipe who thank the fucking Lord signed with that bunch of shit houses and steered clear of our beloved team.

The silly Blue/Red/Scarlett haired dabbing buffoon who they also have to keep as he's got 5 billion Instagram followers.

Gary Neville is a ****.

Rio Ferdinand is a ****.

Ryan Giggs is a ****.
You missed a whole lot of ***** off that list.

the pisscan,

the dog wanker,

captain cripple,

etc, etc.
 
City have a couple of staff with Covid the scum have 2 one a player one a staff member unless they’ve had a lot more positive tests the game shouldn’t be postponed! Even Leicester have had more Covid cases and still played!

When it come to the scum they’ll do anything to make benefit them long term.

One word to premier though and they bend over do what the scum want.

I doubt that a backlog of fixtures will benefit any team that has such
Undoubtedly more cancellations will follow ,so getting games played now is important.
4 cancellations now will mean 3 games a week later on. Doubt any club wants that.
 
Arsenal had four players out through Covid first game of season, PL said they couldn't postpone.
 
Dear Brentford,

We THE FAMOUS Manchester United give you notice we won't be playing our fixture against you tomorrow because some our greatest players are poorly. The Premier League say this is fine as were THE FAMOUS Man United.

Signed
THE FAMOUS Manchester United.



Dear Manchester United,

FUCK OFF.

Signed
Brentford.


Dear Brentford,

THE FAMOUS Manchester United will not be playing the fixture as Sir Marcus has a chippy tea run to do. We offer compensation in the form of Phil Jones joining you on loan.

Signed
THE FAMOUS Manchester United


Dear Manchester United,

Give us your wonderkid JLingz on a free and we'll agree.

Signed
Brentford

Dear Brentford,



We have considered your offer and accept. On the Caveat you also Phillip Jones.

Signed.

THE FAMOUS Manchester United


Dear Manchester United,

You cunts know how to drive a hard bargain...

Deal.


Signed Brentford.
 
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