I look forward to to the gifs of Sir Marcus's sweet left footed curler and Ronaldo's left footed shot that bounced off his arse. As they've not played for weeks, those two moments of comedy gold came at a price of around one million of the queens shiniest coins to the glazers, bless them for their generosity this Christmas.
Given Ronaldo's attitude, moaning at teammates just as he did under Ole, lack of workrate and huge self entitlement, I'm seriously worried if we were ever near him as a signing. Hopefully one alongside Maguire, Sanchez, Fred who is filed under Operation We Know You Tapped Our Phones Raggies.