United Thread - 2021/22

[Tb1981]

They won't have it, he is a legend at united, same as olly, and I know a united fan who wouldn't have a bad word said about olly even up to the last minute, none are so blind and all that

That’s the great thing
They are too busy blaming Fred and mctominey to notice Bruno and ronaldo aren’t actually putting a shift in

 

[Gordyola]

For those that don’t normally watch the Rags, please do. I’m wallowing in the ineptitude of the Manager and players, it’s just good fun watching them, the misplaced passes, the lack of vision, the pathetic defending, it’s so very good, did I mention the arguing? Cherry on the icing on the cake of comedy that is MUFC, long may it reign.

The first minute set the tone when the world's most expensive defender made a hash of a bouncing ball

 

[discopop]

When you hear the word Iconic used for Fernandes on Sky you start to realise where a lot of their issues arise from, a decent enough player who’s been in the league 3 seasons padded his stats with cheap pens and has won fuck all for them but arse lickers and subscription sellers use the word Iconic and the mugs lap it up.

 

[heslops barnet]

Sneaked a look at red cafe page….

The general attitude of our players​

natives are restless………..fuck you red cunts……

 

[Asa's left peg]

I would 100% take rashford over ronaldo any day of the week
One isn’t the best but at least tries the other is a lazy, overated show pony who is all about himself
Ronaldo is the best thing to happen to us all season - dodged a bullet big time
Would hate to have him near our team, opposite of everything we stand for

Could, and probably should, have been off again yesterday.

 

[sir baconface]

Sad to see a couple of posters dissing Ronnie Pickering.

Do you know who he is?

 

[Marvin]

That’s the great thing
They are too busy blaming Fred and mctominey to notice Bruno and ronaldo aren’t actually putting a shift in

Man Utd's playing squad don't seem convinced by Rangnick's instructions. He needs to drop Ronaldo and Fernandes. Red Nev was commenting on their demeanour last night.

They will surely beat Burnley on Thursday though. If they don't they can forget about the top 4.

 

[dickie davies]

The first minute set the tone when the world's most expensive defender made a hash of a bouncing ball

There were so many comedy moments last night
I liked the one where a high punted ball was hit to Rashford. Now if that had been Mahrez or Foden they would have killed it stone dead, but Rashford let it bounce over his head

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Redneck Ralf, originator of the pressing game, keep it up Ralf, I've seen more pressing on your shirt collar mate.

How can you show such a lack of respect to the "Godfather of the Bundesliga."

 

[East Level 2]

I honestly thought they would challenge for the title with Ronaldo. I thought he would score 30 league goals minimum. But they have no rhythm or or flow despite some good individual players.

I also call BS at the back for them. Harry McGuire, Luke Shaw, Wan Bissaka - inflated domestic signings from mid tier premier league clubs. Just because they paid a fortune for them and give them a United kit doesn't mean they get better. Not surprised at all United have the 10th best defence in the league in terms of goals conceded. Take for instance Wan Bissaka, 50m pounds after playing only 40 games for Crystal Palace.

You've not been paying attention for the past 50 years have you?
Every new signing is the reincarnation of Duncan Edwards, the bald ticket ticket tout, the liver-wasting wife-beating Irish drunk or that French ****.
It's in the papers and on the telly so it must be correct.