Fence sitting bugger you are.
I was indifferent myself erring to the side of not wanting him. The only reason i disregarded my own strong gut feeling was Pep has shown he really does know best so if he did want him who am i to stick my armchair manager oar in. I personally think Pep was, at best, "meh" about him coming regardless of how strong the reports of him coming here were. Just seen a post from
@marcus and i can very very easily believe that to be the case, he doesn't strike me as a Pep player at all.
Seeing him now i am ofc very happy we stayed away. Every issue/piece of baggage most of us thought he would bring is happening. He is a great poacher certainly but these days a poacher is very outdated. That is largely down to Pep taking English football up a large notch since his arrival. Every team tries to play total football now to an extent. Defending starts at the front and an immobile striker is poison to that ethos, If one player up top is not in sync with the press the whole play is useless.
He would need to be scoring 3 a game at least to counter his total lack of involvement outside of having a shot. His lack of press enables teams to have a firm footing to play out from the back. Add that to his attitude, namely sulking and whining like hell every single time a play does not result in him scoring it makes for a problem, not a solution.
Soon enough the players in awe of him who are cowed by his hand throwing and glaring at the rest of the players will turn into said players thinking "hold on im fucking sick of this, he can fuck off". Bad vibes will be generated if they are not already.
tl;dr Fake Ronaldo causes more issues than he fixes.