United Thread - 2021/22

[Deleted member 77198]

Whist taking a bath in the tears of the enemy i found one that seems not to be a total bell end (or it is one of you lot educating the pork)

Under the heading

"When exactly did our decline begin?"​

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He sites the Glazers as the point the decline started, but that literally cannot be the point it started because the Glazers only bought United because Ferguson fell out with McManus and Magnier and they fucked off sharpish rather than deal with the ****, and sold it to them as a “fuck off” to the ****!

It was also Ferguson who left United with an ageing and declining squad in 2013 when he left. He couldn’t be arsed sorting it out so fucked off. If the average age of the core of that squad had been a few years younger, Ferguson would still have been there until about 2015-16 but he fucked off and left the squad in a terrible mess for Moyes.

Ferguson didn’t push for a proper footballing boardroom while he was there. Again, they’re still going through the shit of that all because of him.

Everything is Ferguson’s fault, but not one Rag would ever even entertain the idea that’s true.

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

He sites the Glazers as the point the decline started, but that literally cannot be the point it started because the Glazers only bought United because Ferguson fell out with McManus and Magnier and they fucked off sharpish rather than deal with the ****, and sold it to them as a “fuck off” to the ****!

It was also Ferguson who left United with an ageing and declining squad in 2013 when he left. He couldn’t be arsed sorting it out so fucked off. If the average age of the core of that squad had been a few years younger, Ferguson would still have been there until about 2015-16 but he fucked off and left the squad in a terrible mess for Moyes.

Ferguson didn’t push for a proper footballing boardroom while he was there. Again, they’re still going through the shit of that all because of him.

Everything is Ferguson’s fault, but not one Rag would ever even entertain the idea that’s true.

Makes you wonder if the **** turns up every week just to wallow in their demise. His Machiavellian ego is being massaged every time they lose or draw because as far as he is concerned it would never have happened if he was the manager.
Still a **** though, even if he secretly enjoys seeing them lose.

 

[Vienna_70]

He sites the Glazers as the point the decline started, but that literally cannot be the point it started because the Glazers only bought United because Ferguson fell out with McManus and Magnier and they fucked off sharpish rather than deal with the ****, and sold it to them as a “fuck off” to the ****!

It was also Ferguson who left United with an ageing and declining squad in 2013 when he left. He couldn’t be arsed sorting it out so fucked off. If the average age of the core of that squad had been a few years younger, Ferguson would still have been there until about 2015-16 but he fucked off and left the squad in a terrible mess for Moyes.

Ferguson didn’t push for a proper footballing boardroom while he was there. Again, they’re still going through the shit of that all because of him.

Everything is Ferguson’s fault, but not one Rag would ever even entertain the idea that’s true.

After the fallout over Rock of Gibraltar, Magnier and McManus were driven out of the swamp because the fans sided with the pisscan over them.

I wouldn’t say that the mess that rag central now finds itself in is entirely due to some horse semen, but it certainly has a lot to do with it.

 

[mrbelfry]

It's true, there are people with more money than sense.

£150K for that.

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Nice of him to give Mahrez a lift

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Makes you wonder if the **** turns up every week just to wallow in their demise. His Machiavellian ego is being massaged every time they lose or draw because as far as he is concerned it would never have happened if he was the manager.
Still a **** though, even if he secretly enjoys seeing them lose.

You can just hear him in the Directors Lounge, telling his consort how ‘He would have done it like this’.

Gives me a twinkle in my eye.

 

[TCIB]

I assume most of us have read their "Falling out of love with football" thread. Some fall over themselves to say it is everything else being a factor. You bunch of glory hunting entitled marde arse set of wankers!

A special shoutout who moan we are boring and killing the game; that they prefer it 15 years ago. Of course you do you shallow lying bullshitters, grow up you mard fuckers. Grown fucking men blubbing like a toddler that it's not fair. You would sacrifice your first born to have your insipid misserable team play like we do and you bloody well know it.

All that said, keep crying you cnuts because it is possibly the most satisfying stuff i have read from you petulant shithouses.

 

[daveiw01]

I assume most of us have read their "Falling out of love with football" thread. Some fall over themselves to say it is everything else being a factor. You bunch of glory hunting entitled marde arse set of wankers!

A special shoutout who moan we are boring and killing the game; that they prefer it 15 years ago. Of course you do you shallow lying bullshitters, grow up you mard fuckers. Grown fucking men blubbing like a toddler that it's not fair. You would sacrifice your first born to have your insipid misserable team play like we do and you bloody well know it.

All that said, keep crying you cnuts because it is possibly the most satisfying stuff i have read from you petulant shithouses.

Perhaps a little OTT, but on the whole, correct.

 

[TCIB]

Perhaps a little OTT, but on the whole, correct.

A fair comment hehe. I just find it exceptionally petulant and entitled but satisfying to see.

 

[Franny 1234]

Greenwood was their Foden of this generation. It‘ll be gutting for their fans.

Sadly, he’s a wrong’un. Fair play on them offering to replace shirts with his name on.

Hopefully we did for the 3 people who had the number 22 shirt on the back of our shirts!

I've got 22 on back of mine
But it from the dunny monster era. CTID

 

[jrb]

I assume most of us have read their "Falling out of love with football" thread. Some fall over themselves to say it is everything else being a factor. You bunch of glory hunting entitled marde arse set of wankers!

A special shoutout who moan we are boring and killing the game; that they prefer it 15 years ago. Of course you do you shallow lying bullshitters, grow up you mard fuckers. Grown fucking men blubbing like a toddler that it's not fair. You would sacrifice your first born to have your insipid misserable team play like we do and you bloody well know it.

All that said, keep crying you cnuts because it is possibly the most satisfying stuff i have read from you petulant shithouses.

They weren’t falling out of love with football when Untied were dominating English football for 26 years. When Fergie time existed, and the match officials, and the PL bent over backwards for Fergie and United season after season. When Untied were making the most money. When United were buying the best players. When United were paying the biggest transfer fees. When United were paying the biggest wages. When United were winning trophies season after season.

F*cking go 34 years without winning a trophy (ticker banner), you soft, mardarse, Rag, c*nts! Or even longer for the vast majority of football clubs and fans. Millions of football fans will never see the club they support win a trophy in their lifetime.