United Thread - 2021/22

[Citizen of Legoland]

Where’s your nodding and smiling on social media now, Rio?

I bet he’s fully showered and dressed before the rest get in the changing room. Probably sits there watching the others. One weird fucker that guy.

 

[Keeper!]

What decent manager would let this go on? In my book that's a suspension for disrespecting yor team mates, the club and its fans.

The guy is poison and 500k a week poison at that, happy days!

 

[Keeper!]

What a.****
We knew if Chelsea won then they had won the league that day," said 36-year-old Rooney.

"Until my last game for Derby, I always wore the old plastic studs with the metal tip.

"For that game I changed them to big, long metal ones - the maximum length you could have because I wanted to try and hurt someone, try and injure someone.

"I knew they were going to win that game. You could feel they were a better team at the time so I changed my studs.

"The studs were legal but thinking if there's a challenge there I knew I'd want to go in for it properly, basically. I did actually.

"John Terry left the stadium on crutches. I left a hole in his foot and then I signed my shirt to him after the game... and a few weeks later I sent it to him and asked for my stud back.

"If you look back when they were celebrating, JT's got his crutches from that tackle."

The FA have to get involved here.

 

[FantasyIreland]

They are laughably wank.

Its fucking brilliant.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

The club is Rotten to the core.

The club, the owner`s, The fans and the players deserve one another and they won`t get out of this mess until they all learn humility. So hopefully never.

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

I hope CR7's cat is okay after that performance

 

[The Black Shed]

What’s the opposite of turning a corner???

Cornering a turn?

 

[eversince 76]

Dutch media reported that Inited are now 5th and unbeaten over a month.
Whahshah. It’s so cute to see how they try to stay positive about that lot.

 

[Marvin]

You will need more than 60 pts for 4th.

I am not sure you will need much more to be honest because there are 3 good sides in the Premier League and the rest are inconsistent. Mid 60s might do it. It depends on Arsenal or Spurs putting a run together. Utd will remain in the top 4 hunt until a side grabs it by the scruff of the neck.

WHU are very reliant on Declan Rice and Bowen. They are too limited player wise I think to maintain 4th. Man Utd are hamstrung at both ends of the pitch. Maguire seems to have fallen to pieces this season. he has lost confidence whilst Ronaldo is looking very old. His athleticism has gone. Now the only thing he can do is get into space and head a ball, and against Burnley he even messed that up.

Utd can still get 4th purely because over the years Arsenal, Spurs, and West Ham have proven to be no better. I think Arsenal and Spurs will fight it out but Utd may still sneak it if they both mess it up.

 

[Vienna_70]

Where’s your nodding and smiling on social media now, Rio?

What a fucking wanker he is!