United Thread - 2021/22

[SWPISHOME]

You just know these shower of raggy cunts are going to get one shot on target next week and score...

 

[jacko74]

Again my theory with united seems to have held up... the games where they actually have lots of possession and lots of chances they somehow end up not winning, virtually all their wins come in games where they're getting comprehensively outplayed and they grab a winner with more or less their only shot on target.

 

[Kippax77]

Used to eat it raw when we were kids.

Juicy

 

[Bluewonder]

There's a thread on the caff about possibly selling St Marcus, patron saint of bloody good blokes. The opening post says that if they got an offer of 70m, he'd take it. Seventy fucking million??? Who's your dealer fella, that's some seriously powerful shit your smoking/sniffing/injecting/popping!

Would you sell Rashford?

He turns 25 this year. Plenty of time in his career to come good again, but would you cash in anyway? I'm certainly starting to get to the point that if someone offered £70m+ I'd take it. That's a probably highly unlikely price given current form, but one of Madrid or Barca might be tempted to...

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I just don't understand them with Rashford. He's never been good.

His scoring record is average, his footballing intelligence and first touch are poor, and his only real attribute is his pace and directness.

He's like Welbeck but injured less often.

He'll end up with someone like Southampton and have a reasonable PL career, but he'll never be successful at the top level.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Bossed the game, by all accounts. But only three shots on target.

Nope, they were utter shite.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I just don't understand them with Rashford. He's never been good.

His scoring record is average, his footballing intelligence and first touch are poor, and his only real attribute is his pace and directness.

He's like Welbeck but injured less often.

He'll end up with someone like Southampton and have a reasonable PL career, but he'll never be successful at the top level.

That's why he should stay at the rags.

 

[madloaf]

I actually really enjoyed it, couldn’t care for the result, but the conditions made for a great watch.

I was saying to my mate, if McTominay wasn’t a Rag I would actually quite like him, he gets stuck in.

He's fucking garbage.

 

[paulchapo]

He's fucking garbage.

If he wasn't at the rags he would be getting sent off every game. He gets away with foul after foul and is a dirty snide too.

 

[N1985]

Another assist for Ratface today. Helping his elderly grandfather off the toilet.

 

[birch villa]

If he wasn't at the rags he would be getting sent off every game. He gets away with foul after foul and is a dirty snide too.

And no where near the England squad