United Thread - 2021/22

[Bonzo Nododo]

I find anyone singing football chants that's never actually been to a game pretty cringeworthy, tbh.

It shows when he doesn't even get the tune right.
Having said that the Indian Blues celebrating after the derby couldn’t quite get the simple tune to 'we're gonna win the league' right.
Keep practicing lads you'll have it right when it matters.

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Are these attention seekers allowed out without adult supervision

Penultimate guy was wearing a DSQUARED baseball cap. I can only presume his Etihad one was in the wash.

 

[Akira]

You're being unfair. He is settling into Ralfs new tactics in this new position of a false 5.

And he's a master of the no-look defending.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

And he's a master of the no-look defending.

Slips into space away from opponents who are not used to his no-defend style.

 

[lazerblue]

Forgive me for what might pass as casual misogyny but it isn’t - when I heard her views on that video before the game about Kevin de Bruyne, I’m sorry but I couldn’t help but think of the Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse sketch on ‘Women, know your limits’
I’ll get my coat

 

[Ribble73]

How did Goldbridge ever convince anyone he's a Utd fan? He's the worst actor I've ever seen.

The Flying Pigs Meltdown in particular is top class entertainment

 

[Protein Junkie]

They truly are the gift that keeps on giving!
A pay rise? Keep rewarding failure rags

I wonder why

Greggs warns of more price increases

Higher raw material, energy and staff costs could trigger another round of rises, says the baker.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Mikejl]

Duxbury is living proof that even if you are rubbish, just wear Rag red and get England caps.

Mike Phelan, Gary Bailey, Frazier Campbell, Neil Webb, Tom Cleverley and Danny Welbeck like this post

 

[chedinho]

Apologies if already posted, well worth a read, my favourite bit describing Maguire as a "Fairground bollard"

When the Buddhist nun Pema Chödrön stated that “Only to the extent that we expose ourselves over and over to annihilation can that which is indestructible be found in us,” she probably had neither Kevin de Bruyne nor Riyad Mahrez in mind

No idea what the Buddhist is on about. But she’s definitely moist over KDB and Mahrez

 

[city986]

If only it was the scum who were owned by a Russian all our dreams would be coming true now