United Thread - 2021/22

[jimharri]

Thought he was sheet lightning. (Think that's how you spell it)
Certainly the word sheet is appropriate.

Is that the same sheet those nice lads had at Carrington yesterday?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Think you meant simpering fauning cunts

L'après-midi d'un faune.

 

[Impeccable One]

Matic quits with a year left on his contract?

how does that work?

If he offers to leave and waive all payments, they’ll snap his hand off

 

[Grassland Blue]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

Or his sister...

 

[Grassland Blue]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

Or his sister...

 

[Gingers Dad]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

His other brother Insta is the absolute spit of him

 

[superwatsonwatson]

Isn’t his sister called Problem?

 

[citizen_maine]

Matic is on his way according to reports, I wonder if they will put in a bid for his brother Otto.

Or his half brother SemiOtto

 

[Blue Mist]

Fuck your puns, I've heard we have put a bid in for PR37, 1 Mill a week, 3 year contract.
.............
Come on eddies clone, get it sorted.

 

[crazyg]

Is that the same sheet those nice lads had at Carrington yesterday?

Their mum says they've been grounded, and can't go out to play until they clean it.