United Thread - 2021/22

[Blue Til Death]

I wouldn't mind then using the Etihad, providing we charge then a shit load. As long as every one of the vermin that comes through the gate realises they're paying us a percentage of their cash each time they do. Hopefully we spend it on buying a world class player...just to piss them off even more.

I think you would find the damage they would inflict in and around the stadium would far outweigh any financial gain we would make charging the scum rent.. Fuck em, restrict them to their Manchester fan base and let them use Alty’s ground for 2 years …!!!
id never have those vile cunts polluting East Manchester outside of Derby’s …

 

[mat]

Bruno involved in a car crash. Paramedics first on the scene said the situation looked ugly until they realised that was his normal face.

He'll not play at Klanfield.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Bruno involved in a car crash. Paramedics first on the scene said the situation looked ugly until they realised that was his normal face.

He'll not play at Klanfield.

Ronaldo will get a mysterious illness too. He won't want to be humiliated

 

[mat]

Ronaldo will get a mysterious illness too. He won't want to be humiliated

He'll just tell Ragdick he's not playing. Leading to another virtue signalling rant from Gary Chuckle.

 

[Kippax77]

VAR won't know which way to sway tomorrow.
Dippers title challenge or the Rags top 4 spot.
Some big fat cheques will be getting written as we speak.

 

[JASR]

VAR won't know which way to sway tomorrow.
Dippers title challenge or the Rags top 4 spot.
Some big fat cheques will be getting written as we speak.

We’ve already seen a VAR penalty after the final whistle, we’ll probably have the 1st VAR penalty before kick-off on Tuesday.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bruno involved in a car crash. Paramedics first on the scene said the situation looked ugly until they realised that was his normal face.

He'll not play at Klanfield.

Manchester United midfielder Bruno Fernandes involved in car crash https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/bruno-fernandes-car-crash-breaking-23716148

A Police statement said they found Fernandes rolling around by the passenger door as if he had been shot in his shin. On further examination and questioning, the crash had forced his shin into the glove box door, with no evidence of an injury and he repeatedly asked why the other driver hadn’t got sent off for this.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bruno involved in a car crash. Paramedics first on the scene said the situation looked ugly until they realised that was his normal face.

He'll not play at Klanfield.

I couldn’t resist

 

[117 M34]

I read that when they bought wan bissaka, they had 804 right backs on their 'shortlist' - no that's not a typo.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Manchester United midfielder Bruno Fernandes involved in car crash https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/bruno-fernandes-car-crash-breaking-23716148

A Police statement said they found Fernandes rolling around by the passenger door as if he had been shot in his shin. On further examination and questioning, the crash had forced his shin into the glove box door, with no evidence of an injury and he repeatedly asked why the other driver hadn’t got sent off for this.

I reckon his car hit a pothole and went down like a sack of shit looking for a free paint job .. Or he bit the steering wheel off, after a sneeze and couldn’t control the fucker…!!!