United Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

So the media are reporting a 200m spending spree for United. I wonder if that includes wages and agent fees? Or is that saved especially for the Haaland deal. Im sure we will hear how Mbappe is moving for FREE.

So that's 2 or 3 good players or a squad load of shite from the Dutch league. Who the fck is impressed with there being £200m to spend?

 

[M12Blue]

We all know they think they're getting Pep mark 2, just because he's bald, foreign and once worked with Pep.
Reviving that lot is going to take a lot if money and patience, tge latter the club don't have

 

[M12Blue]

So that's 2 or 3 good players or a squad load of shite from the Dutch league. Who the fck is impressed with there being £200m to spend?

They'll spend £50m on plans for a new stadium that will not come. However as yank nfl teams have unsticks and moved states, I would live them to f#ck off to dublin

 

[citizen_maine]

They'll spend £50m on plans for a new stadium that will not come. However as yank nfl teams have unsticks and moved states, I would live them to f#ck off to dublin

Bit harsh on Dublin

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Fucking rag rape apologists.



Ronaldo is not going to read your tweets, lads, no matter how much you tag him. I can guarantee none of these people gave two shits about football before Ronaldo turned up. And if you think making a bomb threat to Slabhead is the same as calling Ronaldo a rapist on Twitter, you need your head checked.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’ve got a feeling they’re in for another hammering tomorrow against Arsenal.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Bacon Face is still around and I'm sure he has a bigger say than anyone at the club.

Hence why they've said a big NO to Schteeve McLaren

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

I’ve done my bit on the poll of which players they should keep or axe(can’t remember if it was bbc or sly app) -

KEEP THEM ALL!!!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Come on, Mikel! Do it for Pep!

 

[JASR]

Erik Ten Hag: Anagrams and there meaning

The Ink Rage: When he reads the small print of the contract (Ferguson pulls the strings matey)

He Rate King: Ledley King will join him as assistant from Spurs, after Shteve was turned down.

He E Karting: Following 'Ole at the wheel', United move into the Eco era.

The Rain Keg: Only way he can get through a training session, drowning in the barrel at OT that captures the leaks.

He Gran Tike: Replying to questions about Rooney being his assistant

Hearing Ket: Finding out the reason why Maguire is crap.

Age thinker: What he'll be doing on the touchlines, before shaking head in disbelief