United Thread - 2021/22

[dickie davies]

Take not staying upright out of his game and what are you left with?

 

[manchester blue]

Wait a minute, a rag works at Trafford Park and doesn't know where OT is? It's not exactly hard to find. Like, if you get the Metrolink from Didsbury to Rochdale you can see it in the distance.

You're forgetting they are dimwits!

 

[Indaparkside]

You're forgetting they are WANKERS

Edited for accuracy

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The whinging to referees

Which is usually as a result of him not staying upright.

 

[Blue Mist]

Wait a minute, a rag works at Trafford Park and doesn't know where OT is? It's not exactly hard to find. Like, if you get the Metrolink from Didsbury to Rochdale you can see it in the distance.

He lived somewhere in Cheshire, he drove along the M60 and took the Trafford Centre junction. We were near B&Q. The sad, fat, tw...... no I won't even use that word on him, (we never got on) kept his gob shut after we realised he didn't even know where the ground was.

 

[Big Swifty]

The whinging to referees

And whinging by their manager that the fixture list is |"unfair to United" the other day.

I presume he hadn't twigged that every PL team plays each of the other 19 teams twice in a league season.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Uncanny.

 

[bluejon]

only one of these young lads played for a team that isn't shite now.

 

[JASR]

Oh my…
Sitting waiting for Mrs JASR in car, listening to XS Manchester…

and there’s an advert for (and voiced by) … ‘the stretford paddock’

yes, it was crap.
No, I won’t be subscribing.

 

[madloaf]

To be fair to U****d, with lowered expectations, they just need to fix 11 problems. At a push Fernandes could stay (if he can remain upright for more than 10 minutes). They're 10.5 players off a decent XI.

Someone's not watched Fernandes this season.