United Thread - 2021/22

[TonyM]

Luke shaw?

LOL

 

[East Level 2]

And how come you can balance on a bike easily when moving forward but can’t when it’s stationary.

The moving wheels create force fields on either side to prevent the bike falling over. However they aren't very strong so you can still go arse over tit if you misjudge a kerb.

 

[Big Swifty]

And how come you can balance on a bike easily when moving forward but can’t when it’s stationary.

.....and if the speed of light is 186,000 miles a second, does it feel sick going over a hump-backed bridge?

 

[waspish]

Ragnik going on with there be 75k fans there no they won’t don’t you know the capacity of the ground you manager?

 

[crazyg]

Now here’s a conundrum. While space is expanding, bodies within it are not. How come?

Mine has, over the years. How about you?

 

[crazyg]

Is that you Professor Brian Cox?

Afraid not. I failed physics, and can't play a keyboard.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

I liked the rags new manager on the bake off, but it's his appearances on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown that I think he really stood out at.

Anyway here's a quote he might make in a few months time

 

[remember arthur mann]

And how come you can balance on a bike easily when moving forward but can’t when it’s stationary.

Inershaw.

 

[Hoghead]

Inershaw.

Rickshaw?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Made me laugh yesterday listening to Talk Shite's sports news, saying the rags have a few injuries ahead of today's game.... then reeled off the names
Fred, Maguire, Pogba, Shaw, Cavani.....
I'd have thought with the possible exception of Shaw, the team would be strengthened by the exclusion of the other 4