Once all that's off their chests after the first 5 minutes, hopefully one of them will get the beer in and we can then chat about the here and now which will no doubt cover PL football from 2013 onwards, I'm hoping I can get some positive feedback from them on..
Trophies won in the last decade - matters not when you are the worlds biggest club
Favourite managers - not in my lifetime
Crumbling stadia - being extended to cram even more people in
Chances of winning the new European Conference Cup, whatever it's called.. - want to swerve this one but if pushed they'd accept the Europa League qualification, win that, back in the CL, easy really if you look at it like that.
Finishing outside the fabled top 6 - rebuild, onwards and upwards
Yet another new manager - this guy's gunna be the one
What's Ole up to now - should have stuck with him instead of plumping for the godfather of German football
Brentford next, tough team to beat - last home game of the season for them, be packed to the rafters to see the team off
What's happened to that banner - what banner?
37 year old centre forwards - only bought him to stop him going to City.... along with Pogba, Fred, Sanchez etc
Ealing Haaland, is he any good -PL hardest league in the world, could be another Lukaku
Is winning stuff really overrated - 5 year plan to put steps in place back to greatness
Isn't 28 a massive number - pointed out we could have lost 9 games on the bounce and still be in front of them
The good old days - not too chuffed when mentioned that they're long gone and won't be coming back
I'll try and enjoy the afternoon..!