United Thread - 2021/22

[chedinho]

Fucking hell Brighton only scored 12 at home all season before yesterday. Waa haaa haaa!!!

They really should have had another two.

I was delighted when we smashed Utd at our place. But in hindsight, it should have been ten.

 

[Viking blue]

Another beautiful stat or fact.
Only 4 teams in the Premier league have conceded more goals than Utd.
All of them 15th or below in the table.
2 have been relegated with games to Spare ffs.
Even Championship relegated Derby have conceded less than the Mighty Man Utd & have played 9 more league games

No wonder the doughnut thief is on such big wages.

 

[chedinho]

No wonder the doughnut thief is on such big wages.

That’s the first big problem.
how do they offload him and get a keeper who can play out from the back.

the second choice keepers have all been better.

 

[manclad]

Like "Branded"?
Sword broken in half and epaulettes ripped off?

"What do you do when you're branded
And you know you're a man"!!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"What do you do when you're branded
And you know you're a man"!!

"Branded. Known as the man who ran..."

Doesn't apply to any of united's players then. They're not known for running.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Jesus Christ imagine having to live with this mad tart

Judging by her room I'm convinced she's in a cell.....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Bantamgaz]

They are fooked and long may it continue

 

[Blackley_Blue]

I think we should set Alice up on a blind date with Thecarrickfan

If they give each other one it might calm them both down

 

[oakiecokie]

Lovely my arse, somebody gag her please.

You`d need a gag the size of a fucking bed spread to stuff in that gob. ;)