United Thread - 2021/22

[mexico1970]

Last one I promise, go check the thread out it's beautiful...

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	PLAYER	TEAM	ANNUAL SALARY
1	Cristiano Ronaldo​ FORWARD	MUFC	£26,520,000
2	Kevin De Bruyne​ MIDFIELDER	MCFC	£20,800,000
3	David De Gea​ GOALKEEPER	MUFC	£19,500,000
4	Jadon Sancho​ FORWARD	MUFC	£18,200,000
5	Raphael Varane​ DEFENDER	MUFC	£17,680,000

 

[west didsblue]

Last one I promise, go check the thread out it's beautiful...

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It’s fucking tragic really.
The fact that our accounts are forensically scrutinised every year by UEFA and PL auditors to try and catch us out is lost on them, and also there’s more media analysis and shit stirring than with any other club.

 

[remember arthur mann]

	PLAYER	TEAM	ANNUAL SALARY
1	Cristiano Ronaldo​ FORWARD	MUFC	£26,520,000
2	Kevin De Bruyne​ MIDFIELDER	MCFC	£20,800,000
3	David De Gea​ GOALKEEPER	MUFC	£19,500,000
4	Jadon Sancho​ FORWARD	MUFC	£18,200,000
5	Raphael Varane​ DEFENDER	MUFC	£17,680,000

 

[Blueknows]

Last one I promise, go check the thread out it's beautiful...

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Lol no self awareness whatsoever

 

[malg]

From BBC.

Manchester United have asked their agents to find them the best free transfers this summer. (Sun)

They’re done.

If that was a headline on the BBC about us, this site would have imploded.

 

[malg]

	PLAYER	TEAM	ANNUAL SALARY
1	Cristiano Ronaldo​ FORWARD	MUFC	£26,520,000
2	Kevin De Bruyne​ MIDFIELDER	MCFC	£20,800,000
3	David De Gea​ GOALKEEPER	MUFC	£19,500,000
4	Jadon Sancho​ FORWARD	MUFC	£18,200,000
5	Raphael Varane​ DEFENDER	MUFC	£17,680,000

Approx £62m on wages for the 3 signings that were going to get them top spot this season. Worked for around 4 weeks.

 

[chedinho]

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Reading Red Cafe's Haaland to City thread and came across this gem , enough salt to keep Snake pass clear for a decade..

I was going to look up what apathetic meant. But I just can’t be bothered.

The word ‘Haaland’ is a trigger that sends normal people going about their normal day into deranged maniacs.

make sure you have an escape route or all the sharp objects are locked away if you utter it.

 

[dario2739]

Slightly off-topic, but I remember a while back somebody posted a link to an interview with a TV producer for Granada/ITV back in the 1970s/80s where he talked about an exposé (possibly World in Action) of United that was shelved - may have been because Louis Edwards snuffed it!
Does anyone remember this and if so, point me to the website?
Cheers

 

[dario2739]

They've got great expectations referring to us as "Their closest rivals".

Yeah, that made me chuckle

 

[chedinho]

Next season,I'd love to be 5-0 up against these fuckers,then on 70 mins,we take half our team off and put a fresh 5 on.
Delicious.

Take five off and put Haaland on.