United Thread - 2021/22

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jazzy said:
This thread has gone to the dogs , a total lack of the use of SCUM in far too many posts
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Tbf I think it's cause they're no longer worth the extra effort required to press caps lock. Can't remember the last time I had a thought about them that related to football but I do like to come on here to see if Howson has done anything funny recently.

'Never ignored' ? They might want to rethink that one.
 
oakiecokie said:
Former interim manager Ralf Rangnick will not take up his two-year consultancy role at Manchester United.

The 63-year-old German will instead concentrate on his new job in charge of Austria.
The consultancy role was agreed as part of Rangnick's arrival at Old Trafford in December. He was replaced by Erik ten Hag at the end of the season.

Asked this week about Rangnick's likely input, Ten Hag said the decision was United's.

Rangnick confirmed the news at his unveiling as Austria manager on Sunday.

A United statement read: "By mutual agreement, Ralf will now focus solely on his new role as manager of the Austria national team and will not therefore be taking up a consultancy role at Old Trafford."

Rangnick was appointed by United until the end of the season, taking over after Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's sacking.

United won only 38% of their games under Rangnick, the worst win percentage of any United manager in the Premier League era and the club's worst for 50 years.

They qualified for the Europa League by finishing sixth in the table.
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Another manager sacked
 
oakiecokie said:
Former interim manager Ralf Rangnick will not take up his two-year consultancy role at Manchester United.

The 63-year-old German will instead concentrate on his new job in charge of Austria.
The consultancy role was agreed as part of Rangnick's arrival at Old Trafford in December. He was replaced by Erik ten Hag at the end of the season.

Asked this week about Rangnick's likely input, Ten Hag said the decision was United's.

Rangnick confirmed the news at his unveiling as Austria manager on Sunday.

A United statement read: "By mutual agreement, Ralf will now focus solely on his new role as manager of the Austria national team and will not therefore be taking up a consultancy role at Old Trafford."

Rangnick was appointed by United until the end of the season, taking over after Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's sacking.

United won only 38% of their games under Rangnick, the worst win percentage of any United manager in the Premier League era and the club's worst for 50 years.

They qualified for the Europa League by finishing sixth in the table.
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MU : So ralf, are you looking forward to your consulting role ?

RR : Absolutely, but I do have a few questions ..

RR : Will I be able to provide you with analyis of the squads capabilities ?

MU : Yes

RR : Will I be able to identify players that don't have sufficient skill for the team ?

MU : Yes

RR : Will I be able to point out those that are mentally defecient to understand the methods we need to implement ?

MU : Yes

RR : Will I be able to provide you with a prioritized list of transfer targets ?

MU : Yes

RR : What guarantees do you provide that you'll use the information I provide and that Ten Old Hags will implement my methods ?

MU : None

RR : Fuck you then, I'm OFF !
 
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