United Thread - 2021/22

[old blue]

Hot off the presses, news that divers have found a bus in the Ship Canal. The leader of the expedition excitedly claimed it must have been down there for years, its ownership at the moment is a mystery, all we know is that it is an open topped vehicle and residents say that they have not seen one for years.

 

[mat]

The premier League board blocked a request for a minute's laughter all all premier League grounds as a tribute to the rags previous season.

 

[KS55]

This should moisten the Eyes of the most hard-heated Bert.



I just can’t believe he’s going now. I bought he’d gone years ago.

Baaaaaaaaarffffff!

 

[bornblueegg]

trophies?

 

[mexico1970]

Juan (Paid off) Mata won more in his 3 years at Chelsea than he has in 8 years at the rags.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Have the rags unlocked him now?

New hair cut unlocked!

 

[asahartford1]

UNITED WILL STRENGTHEN.

Source Talksport

 

[1961_vintage]

Now known as Phillipe le Visage.

and then not long afterwards, Philippe le Fèces.

 

[Gingers Dad]

They love a shit video don’t they.

I find it hard to dislike Juan Mata too much though tbh. By all accounts he was a decent bloke and I also rated him as a player at one point. United ruined him really.

A pound shop David Silva if he was coached by Fat Sam.

Utd fans at work used to complain he was too slow. To which I'd say that Dave Silva isn't quick and Chelsea didn't seem to think he was too slow.
Problem for utd is that they want to play Fergusons 90's style 442 that brought them so much success. So even when they've got a technical player they don't know how to use him. Just don't understand why he stayed so long

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I hope they've give him the keys to a luxury caravan at Fleetwood and a free club cleaner that will pop in 3 times a week to clear up his tissues and beer cans?

He deserves no less.

Fuck off, don't want him round the corner from my new house.