United Thread - 2021/22

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The full on Ronaldo + United w@nkfest continues in the tabloid media.

The Sun online. Top stories

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Beautiful house that tbf. Much more tasteful than most footballer’s vulgar residences.
 
It's all so raggishly-Hollywood, so excessive and grandiose, and yet somewhat it's also cheap and gaudy, just downright tacky.
They're paying an absolutely breathtaking amount of money for a man who is approaching middle-age simply because of who he is, not what he can do for them on the pitch, where it matters.
He is a flamboyant showman who will delight the lemmings with his flicks and step-overs, of that there's no doubt.
He will have the Asian day trippers gasping in astonishment when he performs an an intricate 'sleight of the foot' for no reason whatsoever, and they'll give him a standing ovation when he delicately flips the ball from one cloven hoof to the other, but they will ignore the fact that while he is doing these overly-impressive tricks he is doing absolutely nothing to help his team with the task in hand.

As I say it's pure Hollywood, the smell of the greasepaint and all that. Trumpet fanfares and marching bands accompanying his every move, like hordes of peasants lining the paths of Rome as the all-conquering warrior Caesar returns from the battlefield, triumphantly waving a bloodied excalibur above his head.


'Nauseating' is an insufficient adjective with which to describe that club.
 
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Could you imagine the disharmony in City’s dressing room with this guy earning more than the likes of De Bruyne, Gundo, Walker and co for someone who would only be a bit part player? The rags regret giving stupid contracts to the likes of Sanchez and De Gea, if they want dabbing Paul to sign on the dotted line he will probably want what Ronaldo is getting. Imagine your whole transfer policy is knee jerk offer more than City offer. They don’t seem to realise the joke of a football club they have become.
 
Could you imagine the disharmony in City’s dressing room with this guy earning more than the likes of De Bruyne, Gundo, Walker and co for someone who would only be a bit part player? The rags regret giving stupid contracts to the likes of Sanchez and De Gea, if they want dabbing Paul to sign on the dotted line he will probably want what Ronaldo is getting. Imagine your whole transfer policy is knee jerk offer more than City offer. They don’t seem to realise the joke of a football club they have become.
Will Fakeron sign for City, sralex?
"Not in my lifetime."
Pep: "And not in mine either, tee hee".
 
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