United Thread - 2021/22

[dickie davies]

For half a million a week? God bless Ed Woodward…:)

800,000 a week
The half million is after tax

 

[dickie davies]

What will be interesting is who takes the Rag penalties!
I know they get fuckin millions anyway but when Ronald and Pernandez are on the pitch together one of em will be put out and one of em will see their goal stats plummet.

Fake Ronaldo
He takes them for Portugal and rat features hasn't the bollocks to stand up to him

 

[crazyg]

That last bit can't be true shirley!!

Allegedly it is true.
And don't call be Shirley.

 

[deegee33]

On a positive note; I see Phil Jones got a run with the lads today. Wonderful news for the quiet neighbours.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Did they rescind the rule that if you pulled out of an International you had to miss the next club game. I think it changed with the Giggs Protocol.

The Giggs protocol is pulling out of your sister in law.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

A other Glazer yes man.

Richard Arnold?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I know mate,I was being sarcastic.I just like to slip it into the conversation every now and then to keep the memory
of such a monumental occurence alive.

I only heard it third-hand but apparently this bloke called Dave summat broke his leg in a cup final.He
bravely refused to leave the field,so they sawed off a leg on the trainer's bench,chopped Dave's leg off
just below the knee and then rammed the wooden thingy in the hole.
It seems he got to like it so much that he did the same with his other leg but had his real feet re-attached.
He was later caught in a house fire and both he and the house were burned to the ground

You're just making it up, he'd have been burned to the knee. ;)

 

[bluemoon32]

Where's this 500k a week after tax stuff coming from, all i can see is 480k a week but nothing about 800k a week ?
Still a hell of a lot no matter what is is though

 

[bluesteel]

That last bit can't be true shirley!!

 

[bluemoon32]

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Where does it say net of tax ?