United Thread - 2021/22

[Nihilist]

I keep hearing almost daily that the rags have a great squad, but a shit manager. I think we can all agree on the manager but look down the squad list and how many would you really take, and who would they replace in our squad.

1. David De Gea
2. Victor Lindelof
3. Eric Bailly
4. Phil Jones (homegrown)
5. Harry Maguire (homegrown)
6. Paul Pogba (homegrown)
7. Cristiano Ronaldo
8. Juan Mata
9. Anthony Martial
10. Marcus Rashford (homegrown)
11. Mason Greenwood (homegrown)*
13. Lee Grant (homegrown)
14. Jesse Lingard (homegrown)
16. Amad*
17. Fred
18. Bruno Fernandes
19. Raphael Varane
20. Diogo Dalot
21. Edinson Cavani
22. Tom Heaton (homegrown)
23. Luke Shaw (homegrown)
25. Jadon Sancho (homegrown)*
26. Dean Henderson (homegrown)
27. Alex Telles
29. Aaron Wan-Bissaka (homegrown)
31. Nemanja Matic
34. Donny van de Beek
36. Anthony Elanga (homegrown)*
39. Scott McTominay (homegrown)
43. Teden Mengi (homegrown)*
46. Hannibal*
47. Shola Shoretire (homegrown)*
51. Matej Kovar (homegrown)*

Their defence is mid table tier , their midfield is even worse.
I would take Cavani for obvious reasons , and Bruno Penandes as a bench warmer to be used in Carabao games.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Rags protest outside Ralph Little’s parents house in Bury after he skied his last minute penalty last weekend

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Rags protest outside Ralph Little’s parents house in Bury after he skied his last minute penalty last weekend
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Sheepskin jacket though?....FFS.
They look alike too.....wonder if the one on the left is called Rodney.
Fuck me,just noticed,they all the same person..ha.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Shaw would beat Kyle now,if it was a race to the kebab shop.

Not on the return journey though!!

 

[bluesking]

Sheepskin jacket though?....FFS.
They look alike too.....wonder if the one on the left is called Rodney.
Fuck me,just noticed,they all the same person..ha.

Thanks mate. This genuinely had me spitting my tea out!! Lol!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Thanks mate. This genuinely had me spitting my tea out!! Lol!

Haha,I looked at it again and though,fuck me,they must all go to the same barbers...then realised.

 

[TonyM]

Definitely good enough for a First XI challenging us for the Title (e.g. Chelsea, Liverpool)

Luke Shaw​

Cristiano Ronaldo​

Harry Maguire​

Paul Pogba​

Bruno Fernandes​

Decent enough for a First XI challenging for Top 4 (e.g. Leicester)

David De Gea​

Dean Henderson​

Victor Lindelof​

Eric Bailly​

Raphael Varane​

Edinson Cavani​

Jadon Sancho​

Aaron Wan-Bissaka​

Scott McTominay​

Not good enough for the Top 4 (e.g. not out of place at Spurs, West Ham)

Phil Jones​

Juan Mata​

Anthony Martial​

Marcus Rashford​

Mason Greenwood​

Jesse Lingard​

Fred​

Diogo Dalot​

Donny van de Beek​

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No Idea

Anthony Elanga​

Teden Mengi​

Hannibal*​

Shola Shoretire​

Matej Kovar​

Tom Heaton​

Alex Telles​

Nemanja Matic​

Amad*​

Lee Grant​

 

[bluesking]

Haha,I looked at it again and though,fuck me,they must all go to the same barbers...then realised.

Just brilliant. Cheered me up no end this has!

 

[dobingsdobber]

Hannibal is probably a bit of a savage.

He's the elephant in the room

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

He's the elephant in the room

You don't see a Second Punic War reference on here very often