United Thread - 2021/22

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Man Utd told why Ronaldo's return makes them Premier League title favourites

Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ground running since sealing his return to Manchester United, scoring four goals in his first three appearances.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Manchester United told why Cristiano Ronaldo's return makes them Premier League title favourites

"Manchester United are favourites for the title just because of the signing of Ronaldo," Kleberson told Paddy Power.

Yeah, but what does Djemba-Djemba think?

 

[mat]

Man Utd told why Ronaldo's return makes them Premier League title favourites

Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ground running since sealing his return to Manchester United, scoring four goals in his first three appearances.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Manchester United told why Cristiano Ronaldo's return makes them Premier League title favourites

"Manchester United are favourites for the title just because of the signing of Ronaldo," Kleberson told Paddy Power.

Running away from Civil lawsuits and police enquires...

 

[mat]

Yeah, but what does Djemba-Djemba think?

So shit they named him twice!

 

[bluechippie]

I don’t get this obsession with that mid-table club in Salford, let them continue the way they are going, and eventually they will be in the National League, hoping for a plum cup draw against Stockport

Wrong side of the ship canal, the rags are in Trafford,Stretford!

 

[chris8910]

Have they even closed their training ground? It's all very quiet over there isn't it.

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

Just heard on the news that Wan-Bissaka has been given a six month Diving ban

 

[Gray]

Just heard on the news that Wan-Bissaka has been given a six month Diving ban

How thick is he?

 

[KentBlue]

Have they even closed their training ground? It's all very quiet over there isn't it.

They are having to keep quiet at the moment...fuck all to shout about.

 

[SidJames]

Covid has been the Rags saving Grace.

They had literally already given up pretending to play football.

 

[Chappie]

More good news for them, the rumour is Woodward is staying

 

[chris8910]

They are having to keep quiet at the moment...fuck all to shout about.

What like working out how to play football under this new guy and getting some time off? It's going under the radar quite nicely for them isn't it whilst attention is on other things. They even play a day after everyone else after Boxing day

 

[Blue Mist]

Ooooh strong words, we've come back from being 8 pts behind. The one redeeming feature is that Chelsea seem to be going off the boil and Lpool will loose 2 of their forwards to the Afcon whilst we look to be getting stronger by the week no matter what team we put out. Disjointed, however, have been irrelevant for nearly a decade.

I am not saying the league is over just that we are in a great position. As for the rags
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha fucking ha ha
ha ha ha

 

[Gordyola]

Did he ? Wow that’s a new one on me Gordy :-)
Bet he doesn’t mention it himself

He doesn’t like to mention it apparently I can’t remember where I heard it might not be true

 

[bluemonkey71]

More good news for them, the rumour is Woodward is staying

Now that would a great Xmas present

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So shit they named him twice!

Who, Ronaldo Ronaldo?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Fuck the rags, there will be so much space between us by the end of the season, even Hubble won’t see us…!!!
Fuckin cunts the lot of em…!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Just heard on the news that Wan-Bissaka has been given a six month Diving ban

Rumour has it that they won’t play again until Maguire learns how to play Rangnick-ball.

Which may be some time.

 

[york away to this!]

I'm pleased to report that I have been to Ikea. They have an oven, handily named "UTDRAG". I kid you not...

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I'm pleased to report that I have been to Ikea. They have an oven, handily named "UTDRAG". I kid you not...

I've just checked the extractor hood that we just got for the kitchen.

Its a UTDRAG.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Who, Ronaldo Ronaldo?

Dah do Ron Ron?
I don't think lve got that right. May l just call him '**** ****'?