My old man said be a Ole fan, And I said b*llocks he's a red.
I'd rather suck a toe with a nail on it,
Than be a Man U fan for just one minute,
With blades, scissors, files and clippers, We'll show the red b*stards how to fight (How to fight), I'd rather suck a toe with a nail on it, than be a Man U fan, Altogether now.
I'd rather suck a toe with a nail on it,
Than be a Man U fan for just one minute,
With blades, scissors, files and clippers, We'll show the red b*stards how to fight (How to fight), I'd rather suck a toe with a nail on it, than be a Man U fan, Altogether now.