In honour of the rags here’s a new lyrics version of 99 Red Balloons by Nena.Sing a long to the video
Rag and I do a little coy shop
Buying Sky TV with the money we got
See our friends and get a break from porn
Then one by one they all come.
It’s a race, hack into software
It’s not fair, City’s scouting out there
Gloating with our super buys
99 Rag buffoons watch Sky.
99 Rag Buffoons
Gloating with our Super buys
But Fecking hell it’s a Bert alert
“Were not really here” and Helens bells
City spend obscene come to life.
Eating up their balti pies
GPC better close your eyes
As 99 Rag buffoons watch Sky.
99 was a Treble Treat.
99 minutes to defeat.
Signed the hobbit in a hurry
Luke Shaw needs another curry
This is what they’ve waited for
You were shit Moyes when City got four
Riley’s bent, Fergies on the wine
99 Rag buffoons watch Sky.
99s Knight now despairs
Sees City’s high press Pep fighters
We have gone from nought to zero
Hoof and run,it doesn’t work
With orders to identify
Sign up the Portuguese Japs eye
Scramble in a summer buy
99 Rag Buffons watch sky
As 99 rag buffoons watch Sky.
The 99 dream I have had
But I am done a rag buffoon
It’s all over and I’m cursing City
No more Theatre of dreams for me
I don’t want any souvenir
I’ve thrown away all my Giggsy gear
And here was I a rag buffoon
Need a club anew, can’t wait to go.