United Thread - 2021/22

[DrBlueBob]

Fucking state of this

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Are we the pride of stretford, flixton, davyhulme and Urmston? Hope Saturday's demolition derby traumatizes them for years to come.

Did something naughty on Google, searched the rags' structure. The sweaties DO have a Director of Football John Murtough. Excitingly, they ALSO have a football director/technical director in the shape of .................. Darren Fletcher!

They would be marginally less fucked employing Darren Gough.

Might as well be Aston villa ;-)))))

Be better off with Darren Berkeley.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Bernardo gets it :-)

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Didn't think I couldn't love him anymore than I do!

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

4 for sixty quid at Pikea...

 

[Stoned Rose]

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

Probably teefed it when he was laying some old girl’s driveway.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Pogba has ruined that team.

In no other Premier League team, would a player with so many abject performances, be allowed to just turn up and saunter around disinterested like he does regularly.


That said, I am a mere nameless, faceless pundit, so if you are reading this Ollie, please ignore my rant. I am utterly clueless.

Poobag has ruined the team, Fake Ron has destroyed the dressing room.

You love to see it.

 

[FantasyIreland]

The thick fucks clearly lack the awareness to realise that such abuse will only fuel further humiliation and annihilation on their comical excuse for a football team.

The gift that keeps giving :-)

 

[FantasyIreland]

Poobag has ruined the team, Fake Ron has destroyed the dressing room.

You love to see it.

It will all be different when Phil Jones returns.

 

[cheekybids]

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

They look great in Caravans I’ve heard

 

[DrBlueBob]

Probably teefed it when he was laying some old girl’s driveway.

I imagine she was quite pleased then.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Just wait until they can finally unleash Pogba. As in the words of camelgob. "Utd will be back baby!"

 

[blue by birth]

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

If you are really interested in buying a chair like that ( unlikely I know )..
You can buy them online from
Sad cunts.r us .com

 

[asahartford1]

4 for sixty quid at Pikea...

A pop up travelling shop ?

 

[A J Styles]

Sorry if already posted only just seen this.
If there was ever any doubt what we are dealing with here this video shows it very clear.
I would have really enjoyed correcting the mouthy little rat when everyone had walked away.
Bell ends of the highest order.

Bernardo sticking his tongue out and laughing at them, fucking love that man.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Sorry if already posted only just seen this.
If there was ever any doubt what we are dealing with here this video shows it very clear.
I would have really enjoyed correcting the mouthy little rat when everyone had walked away.
Bell ends of the highest order.

Why are they even allowed to gather there. Were they all on day release?

 

[moh]

Why are they even allowed to gather there. Were they all on day release?

ROTL

 

[horlock_was_super]

So the first one tries to give it large this morning. Before he could say anything I says:

'Don't start about the football, absolutely sick of Pep and his tinkering with the team...... (left it just for the comedy effect as his total look of bafflement increased)... playing Ederson in goal what's the fucking point?'

I don't know where he's gone!!!!!

The rest of them are shuffling in very quietly indeed. Can't wait for the management meeting later. Have a great day Blues!

 

[KS55]

Every pundit, every fan, every passer by say the same thing:
United were humiliated, City just toyed with them, etc etc.
So why is Ole still there? What self respecting club would suffer two home games where they were destroyed by rivals yet keep their manager in post?
After several years of casting around for a decent manager, buying anything that moved for a fortune and generally being crap, they are no further forward than the day the pisscan supposedly retired.
What a way to run a club. Long may it continue.

 

[bluemc1]

Every pundit, every fan, every passer by say the same thing:
United were humiliated, City just toyed with them, etc etc.
So why is Ole still there? What self respecting club would suffer two home games where they were destroyed by rivals yet keep their manager in post?
After several years of casting around for a decent manager, buying anything that moved for a fortune and generally being crap, they are no further forward than the day the pisscan supposedly retired.
What a way to run a club. Long may it continue.

they are a million miles BEHIND the day the pisscan decided to retire

 

[babyape]

Sorry if already posted only just seen this.
If there was ever any doubt what we are dealing with here this video shows it very clear.
I would have really enjoyed correcting the mouthy little rat when everyone had walked away.
Bell ends of the highest order.

Grown Men. Standing for hours in the rain behind a barrier, to fleetingly shout and scream and get wound up at people they don't know as they quickly walk passed to do their job.

Absolutely incredible. Mind blowing really. Empty lives