United Thread - 2021/22

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Reading this morning that £35M Donnie Van de 4-starts wants out in January

£8.75M per start... £100,000 per week.

Gotta love the Rag's transfer 'strategy'...
it's a masterstroke spend 40 million then sell for true value 80 million plus player
( havent got clip of that idiot on ssn )
 
#PrayForSlabhead

Ashton got his media boys out there today saving the 80 million pound fridge to attack to dog wanker for calling him a bit shit.
 
He probably was an 80m player, Dutch international, young exciting....and then he arrived at the swamp to be coached by Barnum and Bailey.
He is now a 20 mill player not playing for Holland the Rag socks or Second Urmston Scouts
Amazing how many half decent players that turn up to the Swamp who are crying out for a decent coach/manager and end up with their careers taking a massive backwards step. I almost feel sorry for them...

Still, at least their parasitic agents get a decent pay day out of it. Long may it continue.
 
Rags PR machine to the naïve fans who need a reason why the world's biggest, greatest, richest, most supported etc club didn't hire the greedy Conte as he want £250M transfer budget As if Levy guaranteed it

Conte probably took a couple of seconds to think about the rags job with the Govan Bully pulling the strings and rightly thought " I'm way above that sort of pathetic shit so .....................fuck that ! "
 
#PrayForSlabhead

Ashton got his media boys out there today saving the 80 million pound fridge to attack to dog wanker for calling him a bit shit.
The moment Keane laid into Slabhead you could almost hear the likes of Ashton and his cronies donning their 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' personas and settling down to write a strongly worded letter of condemnation to anyone who would read it.
This is what becomes of being a rag apologist all your life, any slight criticism aimed at one of your celluloid heroes and you instantly take umbrage, as if someone were verbally abusing a family member of yours. Instead of seeing both sides of the coin and thinking: 'Well, perhaps these critics have a point, he hasn't been good enough for the money he cost,' they'd rather close ranks as if to say 'All for one, and one for all.'

As professional journalists they should not be tying their colours to the mast in such a public way, like Spitty and Gary Snivel at Sly do - and have done for years and years.

Partisan bigotry should have no place within the media.
 
Without going into the excellent source in the tunnel for our recent derby win...

Ronaldo walked down the tunnel and after Solskjaer...

He was loud enough to be heard having a go at his team-mates and telling his manager: "He's just shit his pants (unnamed player - perm any one of eleven) and you can't do that at this level. You have got to change it at half-time."

Our lads couldn't believe that here was a player telling the manager what he had to do, calling out a team-mate in front of opponents not even back to their own dressing room.

The City players were laughing and reported back to Pep and the coaches.

Whilst it is obvious things needed to change, it is still an excellent insight how Ronaldo is throwing his weight around and why their players are undermining each other.
 
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Without going into the excellent source in the tunnel for our recent derby win...

Ronaldo walked down the tunnel and after Solskjaer...

He was loud enough to be heard having a go at his team-mates and telling his manager: "He's just shit his pants (unnamed player - perm anyone of eleven) and you can't do that at this level. You have got to change it at half-time."

Our lads couldn't believe that here was a player telling the manager what he had to do, calling out a team-mate in front of opponents not even back to their own dressing room.

The City players were laughing and reported back to Pep and the coaches.

Whilst it is obvious things needed to change, it is still an excellent insight how Ronaldo is throwing his weight around and why their players are undermining each other.
To be fair Danny Murphy on MOTD said everyone could see after 20 minutes whatever plan the bus driver had wasn't working and why did he wait until half time to change. The comment 'he's just shit his pants' obviously wasn't about him or the doughnut thief surely so that leaves nine. Given he took off Bailly it wouldn't surprise me if that was who he was talking about as the bus driver doesn't have the brains to figure it out for himself. What he should have done was take CRap37 off as he contributed nothing other than the assist for out second when he gave the ball away. Would love to see his running stats for that game and compare them to any of our front three. Eddie probably ran more than him
 
To be fair Danny Murphy on MOTD said everyone could see after 20 minutes whatever plan the bus driver had wasn't working and why did he wait until half time to change. The comment 'he's just shit his pants' obviously wasn't about him or the doughnut thief surely so that leaves nine. Given he took off Bailly it wouldn't surprise me if that was who he was talking about as the bus driver doesn't have the brains to figure it out for himself. What he should have done was take CRap37 off as he contributed nothing other than the assist for out second when he gave the ball away. Would love to see his running stats for that game and compare them to any of our front three. Eddie probably ran more than him
Wan Bissaka. Didn’t have a clue where to be in the first half as a ‘wing back’ and they needed a flat back 4 just to keep some actual shape.
 
To be fair Danny Murphy on MOTD said everyone could see after 20 minutes whatever plan the bus driver had wasn't working and why did he wait until half time to change. The comment 'he's just shit his pants' obviously wasn't about him or the doughnut thief surely so that leaves nine. Given he took off Bailly it wouldn't surprise me if that was who he was talking about as the bus driver doesn't have the brains to figure it out for himself. What he should have done was take CRap37 off as he contributed nothing other than the assist for out second when he gave the ball away. Would love to see his running stats for that game and compare them to any of our front three. Eddie probably ran more than him

Apparently mate, Ronaldo was top of their running stats, which tells you United are in even worse shape than thought :)

My tunnel source said at first they thought Ronaldo had accused Solskjaer of shitting his pants, but then it became clear he was pointing to a group of his team-mates.

There was an assumption from some of our lads he was having a pop at Bissaka, but they couldn't quite believe how brazen the conversation was with the manager.

Different standards.
 
Apparently mate, Ronaldo was top of their running stats, which tells you United are in even worse shape than thought :)

My tunnel source said at first they thought Ronaldo had accused Solskjaer of shitting his pants, but then it became clear he was pointing to a group of his team-mates.

There was an assumption from some of our lads he was having a pop at Bissaka, but they couldn't quite believe how brazen the conversation was with the manager.

Different standards.
Your mate is fred the red and i claim my £5.
 
Apparently mate, Ronaldo was top of their running stats, which tells you United are in even worse shape than thought :)

My tunnel source said at first they thought Ronaldo had accused Solskjaer of shitting his pants, but then it became clear he was pointing to a group of his team-mates.

There was an assumption from some of our lads he was having a pop at Bissaka, but they couldn't quite believe how brazen the conversation was with the manager.

Different standards.

OGS is never going to earn respect as a manager though TH even though the rags players are mainly over-hyped cunts.

the Portugese ponce is just another vanity project bought for the lemmings and Govan Bully.

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