United Thread - 2021/22

[bluethrunthru]

Probably already posted but its piss funny

 

[remember arthur mann]

With my er, follically challenged state at the moment, I can't really say too much.

Like my mate used to say, you only get a 25yr guarantee on Wilton and Axminster Carpets.

 

[laserblue]

Give it the Granny-shagger until the end of the rags.

Fixed for you.

 

[laserblue]

it seems that Sad Cafe thinks whatever name they decide to offer this prestigious position too will just instantly drop everything to come running to them. Zidane? already on the plane, pooch? already telling PSG he wont be in tomorrow! Mancini well he only went to City cos he wanted to be close to Old Trafford and he will drop Italy in a heartbeat to wear a red scarf. They just dont realise that the position is not that desirable to a top manager in this present day.

It's also the most poisoned of poisoned chalices.

 

[bluethrunthru]

it seems that Sad Cafe thinks whatever name they decide to offer this prestigious position too will just instantly drop everything to come running to them. Zidane? already on the plane, pooch? already telling PSG he wont be in tomorrow! Mancini well he only went to City cos he wanted to be close to Old Trafford and he will drop Italy in a heartbeat to wear a red scarf. They just dont realise that the position is not that desirable to a top manager in this present day.

Will it be Potch? Will it be Bobby? What about ZZ ?

We will all nearly be killed by our own laughter when they appoint Warnock to the end of the season......

 

[chesterbells]

They clearly hate each other always trying to out do each other with their transfer scoops! While one is talking (very slowly with dramatic pause’s) the other goes straight on their phone completely ignoring them they’re a pair sad twats

Lol, indeed!

 

[the blue panther]

We signed Pep; they went and got Mourinho. I was concerned that there'd be a proper challenge from them. Jose was still regarded as 'the man' by many, and the rags thought they'd hit the jackpot with him after fluffing their challenge with Moyes and LVG.
We all know what happened with Jose. Now, things are a lot, lot worse. They have a bloated pile of uncontrollable shite , on loads of money. Who ever comes in HAS to play to Ronaldo's tune, and that will be the start of the next manager's downfall.
I couldn't give a fuc.k who they bring in, as they are destined for years of failure. Spurs, Arsenal,West Ham and Wolves all have to be overtaken before they can get in to the top 4, and that just ain't gonna happen,imho.
They'll be lucky to get top 6.

 

[The Black Shed]

Was he sacked? I've just heard him say himself that it was time for him to step aside, that's not a sacking, that's sacrifice. What a man, what a legand, what a manager. United won't reach those giddy heights of cup semi finals for a while now. Get Ole back!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Retailer "Are you purchasing a pair of shorts to appear fashionable?"
United fan " Fuck no, it's so I can show off my tattoo of 'give it Giggsy' on my calf"

Or:

Sorry Olly, my zebra kecks are in the wash, could have saved you otherwise.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Ole - I have laid the foundations - how its going -

 

[Luke The Blue]

Ewwww some stupid slag just called us bitter rivals on BBC stupid ****.

 

[WestGorton]

United are shit.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Ryan Giggs is free until February

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

I know there are plenty of ex players who have sold their soul for a regular income on Sly Sports and BT

But this is so wrong on so many levels. It's almost like watching a hostage video. The rags PR set up at the swamp have got no fucking shame.

Was gonna say was amazed to see the club do this but…it’s the rags…. So ain’t!

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I'm loving this. So many brilliant posts I'm liking. It's great watching City play God's own football this afternoon and then revelling in the rag demise.

I thought the entertainment was over with the Noddy sacking. But it's now clear there is much merriment ahead with the appointment of an interim interim manager, united way, DNA, lurking Fergie spectre etc.

Get out the popcorn!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Another bloody Monday morning looming. City win. rags lose. olly golly gone.

Monday mornings in work are supposed to be shit.

Manchester City ruining Monday morning’s since 2008.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Was he sacked? I've just heard him say himself that it was time for him to step aside, that's not a sacking, that's sacrifice. What a man, what a legand, what a manager. United won't reach those giddy heights of cup semi finals for a while now. Get Ole back!

I just hope we never treat our legends the way they treat theirs. That video was embarrassment beyond belief, a new low for them.

Rag wankers.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

OGS saying that he leaves the squad with better players than he inherited . Fucking hell it should be considering the amount of money spent on the under-performing bunch of wasters now in the team !

Does he want a fucking performance payment for failing so badly ?

Ycnmiu with this shitshow of a fucking club.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Keep the great piss taking posts going blues!!!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

When united first won the prem, i was about 18, i had a good few mates who were never into footy but became “Big Reds” once united started to dominate.
the worse kind of football fan, never mind reds. Choosing to piggy back a team knowing they will be successful. Just cretins of life.

now these “big reds” are the first to jump ship as “football isnt the same anymore”.
no , its not what you signed up for, thats whats changed!

makes me feel all warm n tingly

Not a slight at you, Marcus, but people like your mates make me projectile vomit. The very worst type of glory hunters. Due to your ages, I'll bet their favourite golfer was Tiger Woods, darts player was Phil Taylor, Wigan in Rugby League, Hendry in snooker, etc, etc.
When it goes wrong, they jump ship.