United Thread - 2021/22

[waspish]

Hope this hype will give them a one day one match lift and stuff chelsea.

 

[tommybooth]

Hope this hype will give them a one day one match lift and stuff chelsea.

And the Moon is made of cheese.

 

[waspish]

Apparently during interview....Ralf was 'quizzed' on his football philosophy by....Darren Fletcher.
Let that sink in for a while.

He is still in his YTS stages of a no nowt so sky reporting this makes him look it’s working.

More like he would get a look like this

 

[halfcenturyup]

Ralf Ragnick from Moscow aka The Frozen One.

Let it go!

 

[Bald fraud]

This media wankathon is becoming unbearable now! This guy who no fucker had heard of yesterday has got the lot and every coach in Europe owe a debt to him in being their mentor. Just waiting for the headlines of how he’s going to cure cancer next!

 

[Vienna_70]

Whatever his pedigree, and we seem to have a lot of different opinions, as to how good Ragneck is, one thing is for sure; he has a hell of a job on his hands.

 

[mexico1970]

Rangnick's trophy haul as a manager is modest, but his influence on the game is vast, not only as a coach and director of football but as a thinker on the game.

His biggest achievements have been in building sides from the bottom up - most notably at Hoffenheim and RB Leipzig.


Hoffenheim are currently in 10th position in the German league, as for RB Leipzig, they are in 7th position as of today.

He's a manager made in heaven for the rags, outside the CL qualification spots and mediocrity guaranteed.

Ralf Rangnick: What can Man Utd expect from the German manager?

Manchester United are close to appointing Ralf Rangnick as interim manager, but what will the German bring to Old Trafford?

www.bbc.com

 

[malg]

Definitely the real deal this Ragsack fella. Guardiola holds Bielsa in high esteem, but Bielsa has a Ragsack duvet cover.

Shoe in for top 4 and also at the very least the CL semi.

 

[deegee33]

His first priority is to finally get pen to paper on a 5 year contract for Wesley Schnijder. The rags have been promising that for 10 years now.

 

[canadianblue]

This media wankathon is becoming unbearable now! This guy who no fucker had heard of yesterday has got the lot and every coach in Europe owe a debt to him in being their mentor. Just waiting for the headlines of how he’s going to cure cancer next!

We have never been at war with Eastasia, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

 

[Big Swifty]

Whatever his pedigree, and we seem to have a lot of different opinions, as to how good Ragneck is, one thing is for sure; he has a hell of a job on his han

 

[Big Swifty]

I think it should be a colon, not a semi-colon. Don't you agree?

Otherwise, I concur with your sentiments.

Nothing personal, just business.......

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

We have never been at war with Eastasia, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

Erasure had some good songs.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Whatever his pedigree, and we seem to have a lot of different opinions, as to how good Ragneck is, one thing is for sure; he has a hell of a job on his hands.

Well it's his own fault for not telling them to fuck off like any self-respecting person would do.

No fucking sympathy from me !

 

[Vienna_70]

Don’t milk it.

Hey!

These puns are the cream of the crop.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hey!

These puns are the cream of the crop.

Scholes loves them.

He’s lick toes tolerant.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Just nipped over to the Rag Cafe. They are a bunch of fucking beauts over there.
Anyone studying degrees in Mental Health there’s some excellent primary research material.
* Donny Van is the person to unleash Sancho.
* It would have meant more if Aguero and Silva had left their legacies at Old Scaffold
* Varane in top five defenders in the world.
* Comparison of top four squads - Us,Dips, Chelsea and .... you guessed it.

 

[Roy Munson]

Fucking hilarious how they're rewriting history with this fella.

Klopp has been on record as saying his biggest influences are Sacchi and Frank.

Having lived and worked in Germany, I chatted to a few ex-colleagues about this appointment. Everyone I've spoken to finds it hilarious how the British press have totally over-inflated this guy's legacy.

One journo friend pitched him as a less talented Damien Comolli. Decent eye for a player but will get found out at an elite level.

 

[Vienna_70]

If the rags had wanted a "philosopher", they should have hired Immanuel Kant.

Yeah, but he's a real pissant, who is very rarely stable!

 

[Bluesince1979]

Cant see “ronny”, fernandes or pogba committing to the leg work required for this fella.
and has he the minerals to drop “ronny”? Because he needs to