United Thread - 2021/22

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Jim Tolmie's Underpants said:
I was in a very busy Asda earlier today and I said to this young lady: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

She said, "Sure you can but how will that help?"

I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking nowhere."

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Asda? Which Asda would that be? That's a right fancy fuckin' trolley (the thing the lass is pushing, just in case yer thought I meant summat else). Ne'er seen those about! Is there an Asda in Wilmslow, Didsbury, Virginia Water, Kensington?
 
14aguero said:
I have seen players drinking the caffeinated sugary drinks just before entering the game, so the stuff must be legal under the PED rules. He must have been allowed a lifetime supply and perhaps can buy it for his friends and family. No amount of caffeine, though, will induce Rashford, Greenwood, and Ronaldo to run the necessary yards. It will agitate Fernandes even further when he loses the ball and tries to blame his friends for his own errors.
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If you choose to use caffeine as an ergogenic aid, avoid routine use. Individuals build a tolerance to many of the effects of caffeine within days. In addition, caffeine has diuretic actions and has detrimental effects on hand steadiness and possibly reaction time. As to the ethics of using caffeine to enhance performance, the IOC stipulates that taking any physiologic substance in abnormal quantity with the intention of artificially and unfairly increasing performance should be construed as doping.
 
Blues don’t believe one word about this ragnick. The media are full of shit when it comes to United. It’s clear as day what’s happened with his appointment. Last season the rag model was brought into question and they went on the hunt for a sporting/technical director but ended up with fletcher who unfortunately suffers from an overactive mouth.(changed for @Tueartsoverhead kick)

So being the great planners that they are and in a desperate state. Some mush has probably reviewed the applications for the aforementioned role only to stumble onto this ralf fella. Now it’s made out that the plan all along was 6 months manager and then 2 years consultation role. They can’t even get that right as ralf is already suggesting he stays on;)

Not kidding anyone with this move. So he will probably win today. Carrick won with this team, hell so did wee Ole!

Take a breath and relax. We have the real deal in Pep, Khaldoon, Soriano and Txiki.

Forever in our shadow. The damage city has caused this lot will not be fixed anytime soon.

Fuck United.
 
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Looks like rag-nak wants his team to control games well that means more possession that’s the only way you get control chelsea have a fantastic squad they not had control of games unless rah-nak means 11 behind the ball stop the other team getting any chances means that’s the control he means!
 
I am amazed, nonplussed even, that neither BT nor Sty is showing the rags' game against Palace today.

Let’s hope for a repeat of the result from the opening day a couple of seasons ago.
 
JULES said:
this gem from the cafe, talking about bernado !!!

No, no and no.
If you don’t see the player we have in Bruno just remember how we were doing before he arrived, I wouldn’t swap him for Grealish and Silva.
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Arguably the best player in the world at present, and they wouldn’t have him?

OK!
 
They have an easier set of games.

Fully expect them to go on a winning run and the media will pronounce him the new messiah.

Just ignore it all. They won't catch us.
 
argyle said:
They have an easier set of games.

Fully expect them to go on a winning run and the media will pronounce him the new messiah.

Just ignore it all. They won't catch us.
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Exactly like when Ole started. First 6 or so games all won - all against relegation fodder like Huddersfield and some 4th division team in the FA Cup...... the media were all over him with a hard on...
 
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