United Thread - 2021/22

[Prestwich_Blue]

Sorry yes, I forgot he taught Klopp and Tuchel everything they know during his illustrious career at Schalke, Hoffenheim and Hannover 96.

Come on lads, he's the German Mark Hughes.

He's no Mark.

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Fordyboy46]

Lucky to get a point, like a lot of their points this season they rode their luck.
Neville banging on about “liking this bunch of players” the last few years and “yeah Cavani looks like he belongs” was toe curling

Another De Gea motm performance saving them from utter embarrassment again

 

[Bozo]

Aahahahahahahaha they're STILL fuckin' shit

 

[Winchester]

Meet the New Boss
Same as the Old Boss

 

[Vienna_70]

They may have a new driver at the wheel but the passengers are still clueless about their destination.

Great analogy.

 

[yeseye]

Here’s me thinking they’d turned a corner!

 

[Vienna_70]

Just read a post on sad cafe that Ronaldo is shit & its city’s fault we bought him! Lol

I’m glad they’re finally giving us credit for something.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Just read a post on sad cafe that Ronaldo is shit & its city’s fault we bought him! Lol

It is absolutely the reason utd bought him, Pep was even in on it.

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[The perfect fumble]

Meet the New Boss
Same as the Old Boss

 

[Winchester]

Eh?

 

[lasereyes]

Ronaldooo are you listening, to this song that were singing, were 19 infront, you Portuguese ****, walking in a city wonderland.

So much for varane Sancho and Ronaldo making them title favourites...

It's also worth noting that they're closer to bottom of the league than top

They are favourites for biggest dickheads in the league - that promises to be an epic battle down to the wire with the scousers

 

[Vienna_70]

He's no Mark.

Is he Deutsch Mark?

 

[lasereyes]

A battling performance crowned by a late equaliser takes the reds nearer a CL place as Ragnick's revolution gather's pace

Most dramatic draw since those plucky scousers snatched a point from jaws of defeat against mighty West Brom. And then did a team lap of honour in front of their cult

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Didn't they do that under red face? The press used to call it something else but it was definitely long ball stuff a lot of the time

When good players do it it's direct. When it's a shit team it's long ball.

 

[LongsightM13]

They may have a new driver at the wheel but the passengers are still clueless about their destination.

They’ve swapped Maureen from Driving School for Henri Paul

 

[city2]

At least 5years from winning the premier league again. They are dog shite and more

 

[warringtonblue]

Another De Gea motm performance saving them from utter embarrassment again

MOTM against the 2 worst teams in the division, speaks volumes

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Strange performance from utd. Surely the new guy would have sorted out basics such as hard work and discipline.... Rashford is a law unto himself, likewise Ronaldo. Full backs not getting back. Some players weren't even trying to impress their new manager, but I guess that's what you get with so many at the end of their careers.

Ronaldo should have been sent off tonight too. He's going to seriously hurt someone if he goes unchecked.

 

[napoleon dynamite]

to be fair the bastards did have good wingers and rudolf caught the ball and launched it 60 yards to the bastards and it was very effective for the bastards..still long ball footy though.
the bastards