£160,000,000.00 pounds buys you Maguire and Sancho.
£500,000.00 per week for a minimum of 2 years secures you an over the hill, 37 year old prima donna.
All 3 turned out tonight for the rags against a team embedded in the bottom 2 of the league and all were shocking to say the least.
Leicester and Dortmund must still be aching with laughter where Maguire and Sancho are concerned.
Untold millions spent to not even tread water in the league, going backwards quicker than an Olympic backstroker going over Niagara falls whilst wearing diving boots, a lead belt and holding 2 suitcases full of bricks.
Lurching from one crisis to another, sacking managers left, right and centre.
Achievements since 2013 include..
No PL title for 9 years..
No playing style..
No organisation..
No identity..
No full time manager..
No idea..
At least the roof's been fixed..!
It's the united way..!