United Thread - 2021/22

[kippaxwarrior]

They'll be ok.
Just need their academy class of 2022 to fill the gaps....

The same academy class The daily mail got their wank sock out for.

The class who got absolutely twatted in the Derby 5-1 and currently sit 11th in the U-18 league?

That academy class?

 

[paulchapo]

I like the footage of footballers like Pickford and that Yorkshire lad giving absusive phone wankers a slap. I’d ban phones from stadiums full stop, it only encourages them

Well this was outside but I get your point. It should be classed as self defense to slap these thick annoying wankers.

 

[Gingers Dad]

They are in a world of shit, they cant afford to replace the players who could be out of contract and many of the players who remain are not up to the job.

Any new manager coming in will need funds to invest back into the squad, replacing forwards doesn't come cheap and they have many other gaps to fill.

They'll promote the youth and win everything with home grown players. Like they did with Ferdinand, Rooney and Ronaldo. The utd way

 

[freshie]

Bless them…

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So Ole’s on Ragcafe

 

[manimanc]

Accusing the ref of match fixing. Fucking hell :)

(It’s even funnier on 1.5x speed)

I've just played it on 2 x speed.
She's obviously single, has 15 cats and on the gear.
Crank.

 

[mexico1970]

What did the brain dead rag Muppets expect? They should fuck off home, it must have been about 22:30. Shouting aggressively at him, the lads from Wythenshawe I'm surprised he didn't stick one on them.

Remember a while back when the shrine to Sir Marcus Of The Shire feeder of millions was decimated by a man in a hoodie. Never underestimate the scousness of these idiots, to them it most definitely means more.

Now they wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Marcus Rashford mural: Hooded man wanted over vandalism

A CCTV image of a man suspected of defacing a mural of the Manchester United footballer is released.

www.bbc.com

 

[paulchapo]

Remember a while back when the shrine to Sir Marcus Of The Shire feeder of millions was decimated by a man in a hoodie. Never underestimate the scousness of these idiots, to them it most definitely means more.

Now they wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Marcus Rashford mural: Hooded man wanted over vandalism

A CCTV image of a man suspected of defacing a mural of the Manchester United footballer is released.

www.bbc.com

Fickle is the word.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I've just played it on 2 x speed.
She's obviously single, has 15 cats and on the gear.
Crank.

"I don't want to be negative about Utd"

*Spends the next 7 minutes being negative about Utd*

 

[freshie]

I have laughed at many things rag over the last few years, the faces Phil pulls etc but watching Maguire head butt pr37 has got to be the funniest.
80 million pounds and you head butt your so called star player.

Oh my aching sides

Oh go on then

 

[mat]

Loving those Salford accents

 

[TCIB]

Above taken from redcafe.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Very well put together but one huge glaring error.

Our first PL Title was in 2011/12 not 2012/13 as stated in the video.

Pete the badge looked resplendant.

 

[Sir peace frog]

If you watch the vid carefully, Maguire seems to pull the athletico players hand towards his face. Perhaps looking for a penalty ? Because he does this slab head goes backwards and nuts pr37. It is comedy gold.

i said this yesterday, he grabs the defenders hand,hit his head with it ,throws his head back and nuts ronaldo, he was actually trying to win a penalty

 

[paulchapo]

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Above taken from redcafe.

The kids should have been home in bed on a schoolday.

 

[hertsblue]

See Rashfords PR team has already written a statement from him about that video

 

[Sir peace frog]

My.memory is a bit hazy but didn't Gobridge have a go at Chelsea and perhaps others for not having idiot programmes such as his?
Everything about these watchalongs is really weird, presenters and watchers alike.

im sure @twosips does watch a longs

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

…..maybe

he added them as an afterthought.
you could see the cogs turning and he was starting to realise that there were more managers that could be added to that list of two.

this is my opinion
When we were took over. We sold players and managers a vision. To be part of something big right from the start.

what are Utd selling to prospective Managers?
And then they wonder why they got ole and Ragnick

This is the kind of post I campaign for a ”Superlike” button.
The spot is quite on.

 

[manimanc]

Would have been piss funny if Ronaldo had lost one of his railings and then smiled at the camera looking like a pirate.
He ran all the way to the net checking his teeth, couldn't stop laughing.

 

[twosips]

im sure @twosips does watch a longs

I do, but i can assure you im not a knobhead like some of these people :)

 

[mat]

See Rashfords PR team has already written a statement from him about that video

"Marcus Rashford MBE wholeheartedly apologised for his behaviour last night after being taunted by City fans whilst leaving Old Trafford.

He was very angry with himself and his performance in that evenings champions league tie. As an apology you will be able to see him feeding the poverty stricken kids of benchill in an exclusive video presented by BBC breakfast news Sally Nugent for only £39.99..."