United Thread - 2022/23

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

With the injuries they have, there's a chance they fuck the top 4 up. A small chance but we live in hope.

Forest (A) on Sunday, no Rashford, Martinez and possibly Varane.

Come on Forest!

So...slabhead and Phil?? :-)))

 

[freshie]

Looks like the midget has done his achilles - could be 4-6 months out. Gutted

 

[lazerblue]

What is scribed on that white board on the wall? Is it tactics or a shopping list?

fit feeding hatch and glory hole to bedroom door
pay pizza delivery man via the latter

 

[Kinkybyname]

"We could play all the way to the end of the season and Seville won't score, they have absolutely no cutting edge at all... like a lot of Spanish teams they don't have a strike......OH FOR FUCK SAKE...."

Goldbridge is like a real life PaddyPower piss take video... Gold!

 

[BillCarlisle]

So...slabhead and Phil?? :-)))

Yep, it's usually around this time in the season that we get a display of his many faces. :-)

 

[lazerblue]

Looks like the midget has done his achilles - could be 4-6 months out. Gutted

he mustn't be very popular in the dressing room when his own team mates couldn't be arsed carrying him off

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Yep, it's usually around this time in the season that we get a display of his many faces. :-)

Phillip and his amazing technigurning cum face.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I actually want to meet these cunts in the fa cup final to totally embarrass them in front of the world, although until we are 3 up my heart rate will be through the roof.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

What is scribed on that white board on the wall? Is it tactics or a shopping list?

Probably medication and when to take it

 

[TFC]

"We could play all the way to the end of the season and Seville won't score, they have absolutely no cutting edge at all... like a lot of Spanish teams they don't have a strike......OH FOR FUCK SAKE...."

Goldbridge is like a real life PaddyPower piss take video... Gold!

I dont buy that **** as an actual rag fan for one second, there's no passion there whatsoever. At least you can say that human thumb scouse **** is passionate about his shower.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Day 324 - We can exclusively reveal another bid to buy United will come sometime in the next 12 months....

So many buyers, so much money, so desired...

So fucking gullible.

TH you have a way with words, have you thought of either being a journalist or author?

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm 73 today.

Do I get a Crackerjack pencil?

You get a crackerjack zimmerframe

 

[mac]

Google Search

 

[lazerblue]

imagine being that twat, making a **** of himself to entertain others like some medieval court jester, surely he can't ever go out, any rag worth his salt would give him a slap nevermind fans of every other club in the land.

 

[Bollo]

Poor Alice has chucked in the towel

Lovely mad wall-eyed Alice. I thought I’d give her a watch and she’s a comedy genius. Her description of the rags’ first half as the most beautiful football she’d ever seen while keeping a straight face was pure Cunk. She then says their first eleven could win the Prem, all they need is …. and then replaces half the team with players they don’t stand a chance of signing. Don’t ever change Alice.

 

[aguero93:20]

I dont buy that **** as an actual rag fan for one second, there's no passion there whatsoever. At least you can say that human thumb scouse **** is passionate about his shower.

He isn't, he's a forest fan scamming gullible rags out of their hard scrounged pocket money.

 

[lazerblue]

Next time an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, can we send Maguire into space to get his forehead on it?

wouldn't that be an own goal

 

[crazyg]

You get a crackerjack zimmerframe

I'll be able to get about more with that, thanks. I'll be even better when I get my prosthetic leg.
Seriously, I'm hoping that I'm mobile again by 20 May, so I can get to the Chelsea game.

 

[foggy1974]

Went into my local supermarket & saw the rag who I haven't seen since before the derby at the swamp. He was bigging them up for a title challenge then, now he's shitting it at the thought of little ol' Citeh doing the treble.

 

[Big Swifty]

Lovely mad wall-eyed Alice. I thought I’d give her a watch and she’s a comedy genius. Her description of the rags’ first half as the most beautiful football she’d ever seen while keeping a straight face was pure Cunk. She then says their first eleven could win the Prem, all they need is …. and then replaces half the team with players they don’t stand a chance of signing. Don’t ever change Alice.

Tell me that's a joke. Did someone actually say it was themist beautiful football she's ever seen?
I know they are deluded, but this goes beyond delusion to plain insanity.
I pity such a person.Has some prat given her air time?