United Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

I know why they use green and yellow now. Green for the colour of their faces as they watch us thump them again. Yellow because the cowards all fucked off after 70 minutes and didn't stay to support their team.

70 minutes?

Half of them were gone by the break.

 

[oakiecokie]

I ventured onto Sad Caf last night and was truly amazed at the positives thrown at Haaland. To a man virtually everyone says he`s a beast and could murder a lot of records ... most unusual from them.

 

[mrbelfry]

United's criteria for picking managers seems to be:
1) Continuity. Get a miserable Scottish git like the last one
2) History of success. Who used to be good last time they were good
3) DNA. Who played for them last time they were good
4) Learning from the best. City have got a slap head so they get a slap head who used to work with our slap head. Actually they get two just to make sure.

It's not the polish on the dome that counts but the genius lurking inside

 

[CTID1977]

I ventured onto Sad Caf last night and was truly amazed at the positives thrown at Haaland. To a man virtually everyone says he`s a beast and could murder a lot of records ... most unusual from them.

probably bluemooners taking a piss

 

[Sir peace frog]

I really can't listen to her. That's a proper "nails down a blackboard" voice.

I don't get why the false cow pops up on here I think people on here actually wank over her, she's boring and quite possibly not a united fan

 

[Akira]

The Caf seems to have finally admitted Sancho's an expensive flop and most have turned on Bruno the Ratboy.

 

[The Flying Goldfish]

Poor City have "broken" Alice and ruined her weekend ha ha ha

She is utterly insane or she is putting on an act. The same as that Goldwell or whats his face

 

[jimharri]

Casemiro looks like Ronaldo ate Ronaldo.

What an absolute fat ****. Slow, knackered fat Rag ****. A 400k a week, slow, knackered, fat Rag ****.

£1.2 million a week for a fat **** and an old ****.

Cunts.

Nothing wrong with being a fat ****.





According to my mate.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Poor City have "broken" Alice and ruined her weekend ha ha ha

It’d have been quicker and quieter for her to just get back in her box.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Lasted about 15 seconds. Cannot understand her manc ascent. Oh wait.

She doesn’t need to pause for air ever either.

Obviously a lizard.