United Thread - 2022/23

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54 games for Bayern Munich in total he has scored a whopping 2 goals and 2 assists by looks of it. We eagerly await the mental gymnastics on why he is better than Kevin De Bruyne from the rags who have crawled from under their rocks thinking it’s 1999 again.
It likely won't happen...

But would be truly wonderful if Forest knocked them out this evening.
 
Gundogan, De Bruyne, Walker and Mahrez are all older. Mahrez is actually having his best season, despite turning 32 this month. You have to have a blend of quality, experience and then youthful energy.
And how long has that quartet been at City?

They weren’t anywhere near 30, when we bought them. They might not have any sell-on value, but we’ve had the best years of their careers.
 
54 games for Bayern Munich in total he has scored a whopping 2 goals and 2 assists by looks of it. We eagerly await the mental gymnastics on why he is better than Kevin De Bruyne from the rags who have crawled from under their rocks thinking it’s 1999 again.
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We didn't buy any of them this season though.
We buy young talent, nurture and improve them so that there is a steady flow. The rags haven't a clue about young footballers. They bought Sancho as a status piece not because he fitted into a system.
(And then he fell whilst trying to climb out of a toilet window, such a shame)
Toilet window ???
 
Stop Gap FC, the cast offs they got from Real Madrid they are hyping up to be world beaters are a lot closer to 30 rather than 20. They will have to roll the dice in a couple of seasons time when they aren’t deemed good enough for the Premier league.
The annoying thing is many of these ageing mercenaries they keep bringing in as stop gaps do actually perform quite well for the rags, although I suppose that's balanced out by many of their younger signings being failures.
 
Toilet window ???
Yes have you not heard ?
The rags have a free kick expert, John Smith, a defensive expert Alan Brown and a climbing out of a toilet window expert, Rio Ferdinand. Unfortunately Sancho was injured whilst trying to perfect the 'shit it's the drug testers' technique.
I am basically saying he is serving a drug ban.
 
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