United Thread - 2022/23

[hammocity]

Yes, I think your right

Sorry pal, I'm getting confused, apparently his recent ban was for accumulated yellow cards which got him a one game ban, I thought he had 2 yellows in one game but it wasn't the case.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

Sorry pal, I'm getting confused, apparently his recent ban was for accumulated yellow cards which got him a one game ban, I thought he had 2 yellows in one game but it wasn't the case.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Now that the dippers are slipping up…again. The other ugly sister is piping up. Rag wankers.

Webb arriving just in time to bolster PiGMOL's not so subtle plan .

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

Does Casemiro miss the Carabao Cup Final? He's already had a red card so I'm thinking the next red incurs a 4 match ban instead of 3, if that rule applies Newcastle is the 4th domestic game.

Think he misses Leeds home and away. Then plays away against Barcelona, then suspended for Leicester City at home. Back for the home tie against Barcelona.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Mutv special tonight at 10, Casemiro picks his top 5 Stranglers hits

 

[Semper aggressus]

Casemiro is a ****
is a ****
is a ****
casemiro is a ****
Fat faced wanker.

That should be sung loud and often.

sorry, had beer today watching the rugby.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Match of the day just hailed Sir Marcus of Rashfird having scored 10 in 11 games - the best run in all of Europe.....
OK so where is he in the golden boot race?

Also when the ref was going to check the sending off incident on the TV screen, de Gea was right behind him!
Twats

 

[mexico1970]

Match of the day just hailed Sir Marcus of Rashfird having scored 10 in 11 games - the best run in all of Europe.....
OK so where is he in the golden boot race?

Also when the ref was going to check the sending off incident on the TV screen, de Gea was right behind him!
Twats

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#​	Player		Country	Team	Goals (Penalty)​
1.​	Erling Haaland		Norway	Manchester City	25 (4)​
2.​	Harry Kane		England	Tottenham Hotspur	16 (2)​
3.​	Ivan Toney		England	Brentford FC	13 (4)​
4.​	Aleksandar Mitrović		Serbia	Fulham FC	11 (3)​
5.​	Marcus Rashford		England	Manchester United	10 (0)​

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

Match of the day just hailed Sir Marcus of Rashfird having scored 10 in 11 games - the best run in all of Europe.....
OK so where is he in the golden boot race?

Also when the ref was going to check the sending off incident on the TV screen, de Gea was right behind him!
Twats

Sir Rashfood is not a striker, he's a left winger, though.

Transfermarket has him down as 19 goals and 8 assists in all comps. Think he scored 3 in the world cup as well.

To put his current run into context, he's got more goals and assists than Grealish, Foden and Mahrez combined.

There is no way he is going to be able to keep up those sorts of numbers for the foreseeable. Which is probably the reason why they still only value him at 55m. Irony of ironies is that Ten Hag wanted to ditch him for Gakpoo in the summer!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Sir Rashfood is not a striker, he's a left winger, though.

Transfermarket has him down as 19 goals and 8 assists in all comps. Think he scored 3 in the world cup as well.

To put his current run into context, he's got more goals and assists than Grealish, Foden and Mahrez combined.

Correct. My point, however, was since when has ''the best scoring run throughout Europe'' been based on the last 11 games, rather than, for example, the entire season currently being played?
Or at least if the above quote is used, then put it into context of the whole season by adding ''though he is still x amount of goals behind Haaland''
It's like saying Ederson hasn't conceded a goal in the Premier League in February, unlike Allison, de Gea, Pope, Martinez (a World Cup Winner!).......